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45 Year Old · Male · From Buckeye, AZ · Joined on May 19, 2012 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 16th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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45 Year Old · Male · From Buckeye, AZ · Joined on May 19, 2012 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 16th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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Ok, so this is how it's going to be. I'll be jumping on and off of here through the mobile app to check messages. The only time I'll be on at any length of time during the day is if I'm running power up blings. I work long hours and will only be getting longer when peak season comes.

Some FAQs when it comes to me. This will be fun.
1. Does your wife know what you do on here?...Yes, she put me on this site so blame her lol.
2. Do you know what your wife does on here?...Yes, how do you think I got 80% of my bling?
3. I heard you're a dad, but you don't have pics of your kids on here?...Yes, and per my wife I will NOT put pics of my kid on this site. Just have to take mine and my wife's word on it.
4. You're running a famplifier? Can I get in your fam?...Yes, for 3 credits on non happy hour and 5 credits when I run a happy hour.
5. You have people in your family that looks like they haven't been on in a while. Are you gonna take them out to make room?...fu.gif NO!
6. Who can polish your bling?...Everyone! All I ask is that you like and rate me first please.
7. Your shoutbox is set to...Family only. As of 1-1-2016 one of my "friends" fucked it up for the rest of ya and sent me a link to fumafia. Obviously didn't read this portion.
8. Are you ever going to go for the crown?...No. I'm most likely done leveling once I hit 63. I refuse to beg or pay that kind of money for the billion point bender.
9. Are you ever going to get fumarried?...........I'll think about it, but not anytime soon.
Now rape my page for the points and go on...unless you wanna show me your tits. Thumbsup.gif
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P.S. Okay, I lied about not going past level 63 and as of this moment I'm trying to hit level 69 so all help is greatly appreciated.

45 Year Old · Male · From Buckeye, AZ · Joined on May 19, 2012 · Relationship status: Married · Born on January 16th · I have a crush on someone and 2 different people have a crush on me!
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