Hello: I love skulls and Monster.
I have the mouth of a sailor, and I use it well.
I don't like fakes or liars.
I'm way too nice for my own good and I get run over because of it.
I'm a sick f**k, And I'm not afraid to speak my mind.
If you don't like it, then f**king suck it!
I'm fairly new into this lifestyle, and would love to learn more about it.
I am also very submissive, but only in the bedroom.
I love pain.
I'm intelligent, and enjoy talking to people on the same level as me, if you can't hold a decent, intelligent conversation about more than sex, please, get the f**k off my profile.
Most people say I'm an intimidating person, I suppose I agree with that.
I know what I want, I go for what I want, therefore I get what I want.
I don't wait for it to come to me, life is too damn short.
I love the sound of laughter.
Don't be surprised if you split your sides while talking to me.
I have that effect on people.
I love classical music such a Bach, Beethoven, Chopin etc...
I have a super infectious personality, I know how to brighten someone's day.
I love bullies. The dogs, not mean kids.
I breed them for a hobby.
I want to be a Cardiologist, but was denied financial aid so I start mortuary school soon.
I love reading, writing and art.
I really enjoy drawing, and must say I am pretty good at it.
I've written a little over 400 poems and have read every book on my shelf atleast twice.
I'm sort of a deep person.
I think about things a lot and try to see the beauty in every breath I take.
Life really is a beautiful gift from God.
I'm an over analyzer, sometimes I read too much into things.
I love a good challege.
I love to solve problems and puzzles, of every kind.
I'm mildly shallow, but only to a degree, so I don't sweep anyone else's doorstep before sweeping my own.
Your taste is your taste, opinions and differences is what makes the world an interesting place to live.
I love heavy metal, and when I say heavy, I mean HEAVY m/m/.
We aren't talking softcore.
Im a bit of a neat freak.
I'm bipolar, but dont run.
Im a big girl, if you dont like that, your loss because I'm pretty f**king awesome.
I'm super honest, most say brutally.
Hey, its a nasty job but only some have the guts to do it.
If you lie, get steppin.
I dont like the company of a liar.
Now, for the softer, more creative side of me Hope you all enjoy a little laugh.
Hello my pretties. Welcome to my internet.
Oh my God, I am no good writing these things but here goes. I'll start off by introducing myself.
My name is Rainbow-Sun Abdul and I like doing things which are fun! I don't generally like to be labelled as a "goth" or an "emo" even though I do wear black every now and again. It's due to the fact that I make myself appear with a bright and bubbly personality which differentiates me from the others! I have beaten the stereotype and maybe you should too! I hate labels!
Did I mention how much I hate labels? Labels. I hate them. Hate labels.
The thing I love so much about this website is that it's full of decent and genuine people, like me for example! LOLOLOL. :/
But seriously, I love this community so much and that's why I spend so much time on here replying to all of your well thought-out comments.
Like for example, check out these comments I've received recently:
"hay how r u"
"o man ur so rite i h8 lables 2 u kno!"
"hi do u know me and do u kno my frend?"
"do u want 2 b my gf?"
Every time I get home, I run up into my room in pure excitement just to log onto here and check what wonderful things you guys have said to me.
Oh and by the way, hello, I am fine thank you, and sure, we can date online and do all the many things couples are able to do over the web! Like flirt over instant messengers, send each other hundreds of invites over facebook, and masturbate to each others genitals over webcam - And oh golly gosh, I do apologize for not knowing you or your friends. I hope that is okay with you and does not upset you or make you feel sad in any way because I cannot stress how much that would be the biggest shame ever to befall on us.
- Intentional hypocrisy, irony, sarcasm and satire. They are an insult to many people's social awareness and intelligence.
- People who use the aforementioned tactics in order to expose the naivety of others. They are obviously people with a clear lack of moral foundation who also have no real friends. Their penis is also very small.
I very much enjoy to worship and religiously listen to bands in the charts that borrow from heavily recycled musical styles. I admire how they are able to milk the general populace with their remarkable originality.
It's just a shame how some of these bands sell out though, you know? I mean, you shouldn't be making music if you're at all in it for the money, especially if it's your job. Anyway, music sounds better when played and recorded by bands who are poor and obscure (and it also makes me more of an individual).
Oh, and my favorite artist is My Chemical Romance. Haha, just kidding.
I said it ironically, because saying things like that out of random spoof IS ALWAYS FUNNY. Not if it's directed at stupid and talentless groups like My Chemical Romance though. It just isn't fair to them.
I don't like it when people don't share my taste in music or in the musician I worship. I'll take any criticism personally and get offended as if I created it myself.
Q: Oh wow, you're from Spain [how exotic]. What's it like over there?
A: Well, what can I say? Spain is a country - in Spain one may find houses, roads and trees. Our national dish is fried chicken liver. We feast upon the earlobes of the elderly. If you look right, you'll always see a turquoise scarf floating beside you. Potatoes run free throughout the country-side and one must watch out for their loincloths, for they will wrap it around your face and suffocate you. Once in Spain, if you look up you will see a thing I like to call "sky" or "clouds" or even a mixture of both. If you see neither it's probably because you're wearing the wrong type of hat which disables you from looking upwards. If you're not wearing a hat and you can't see the sky it probably means that you're gay or have genital herpes. If you do in fact have genital herpes I am genuinely sorry for you, but I'd rather you not smother your genitals into my face. In spain we specialize in selling "N" buttons for the keyboard, we don't export kiwi juice and it is forbidden to bear the name "Harrold" on one of your white t-shirts.
And that my friends, is what Spain is all about.
Q: Hello, how are you?
A: I'm absolutely terrible I'm afraid. You see, I've been cutting myself constantly with the edge of a Mars Bar wrapper. The stress of everyday life has vanquished my thirst for living. Like for example - the other day I was walking down the street and I saw a Friends DVD I really wanted, but I did not have enough money in my wallet. I felt like running into some oncoming traffic. I then phoned up my mother to send me some money but she told me Friends is a load of dingy scrotum. Life isn't fair - I'm going to go top myself now.
Not so FAQ's:
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Q: Oh man, you're the best, will you sex me?
A: Sure, if by sex you mean smother you in mustard and play tiddly-winks and cluedo all night long without a break I encourage you. It's one of my fantasies. I'm now going to look up tiddly-winks to see what the game actually consists of.
Most of you can tell by now I have a very dry, sarcastic, cynical sense of humor. If you cannot deal, please move on with your life. Thanks!