57 Year Old
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Female
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From Savannah, GA·
Joined on February 23, 2012
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on October 2nd
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1 person has a crush on me!
57 Year Old
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Female
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From Savannah, GA·
Joined on February 23, 2012
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on October 2nd
·1 referrals joined!
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1 person has a crush on me!
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57 Year Old
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Female
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From Savannah, GA·
Joined on February 23, 2012
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Relationship status: Engaged
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Born on October 2nd
·1 referrals joined!
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1 person has a crush on me!
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dixiebell Good Morning FU Friends! I want to take the time to remind some of you I am engaged and I don't share nude pics! :) Hope everyone has a great weekend :)
This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside. The blonde says,"He's cute, but does he do tricks?" The guy says,"Yea, he licks pussy." So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all. the blond says,"Well? what's up?" The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says,"All right, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on."What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host."A premature ejaculation," said the man."I just came in my pants!"
