43 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on March 5, 2007
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Born on April 25th
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i am strizz. you may know me from such films as... Bikini Babes on Mars 6, and Holy Crap I Think That Monkey Is Going To Kill Someone! i am not of sound mind and body while writing and posting any information. i constantly consume loads of liquor and flintstone chewables. not sure if its the liquor or chewables, but most of the time i do not know where or who i am. i day dream alot. i cruise from tavern to tavern seeking to quench my appetite for jagermeister and women. i laugh with the sinners and cry wtih the saints. i am the shiznit. i can out drink any man, woman, and child. i drink like a fish, swear like a sailor, and hootie like a blowfish. i am 100% all-american, and 1/4 pound ground chuck. i stay crunchy in milk. i come in twelve scrumptous flavors. i am some assembly required, batteries not included. i contain parts not recommended for children under the age of 4. i know all the words to "ice ice baby". i am a karaoke dynamo. i am untapped potential. i am greatness to be achieved. i am the next big thing. i have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. i am almost famous. i am the voice of a new generation. i am grease lightning. i am nothing original. i am the combined effort of everybody i've ever known. i am fully loaded, air-conditioned, and four-wheel drive. i am the past, the present and the future. i am the here and now. i am your father, Luke. i am nothing. i am everything. i need to be seen to be believed. i can not be confined in mere sentences. i know what evil lurks in the hearts of men. i know you heard of terminator, well i'm procrastinator and i'll be back... tomorrow. i know the important things in life aren't things. i don't need a big friends list to feel special. i'm not grammatically correct. i love the beatles and homemade tacos. i have a lot of things i could get done in the course of a day i decide against before i even begin. there are lots of other things about me. no, seriously, there is a lot more, i know it's hard to believe. Coo-coo-ca-choo. you still don't know anything about me.
43 Year Old
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Male
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Joined on March 5, 2007
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Born on April 25th
·2 referrals joined!
Interests
open minded people willing to discuss ideas and liberate themselves from the constructs of mass social thinking. the more you smile, laugh, love, and give, the better we'll get along. i would like to meet old friends, new friends, people who i used to know that turned out to be somewhat insane but have found their way back to sanity, people who want to change my life, or have me change theirs, anyone obscenely rich who wants to share their wealth with me, samurai, shaolin monks, homeless yet intelligent people, people who refuse to come visit me but request i visit them. i don't need any more guy friends. you should think i'm hott when you're drunk. you should laugh at jokes you couldn't tell your mother. you should quote movies and love the people who know which movies they are from. you should be you. you should break into spontaneous dance moves. you should watch cartoons. you should make people cry. you should love me. you will.
