I'm a "Full Throttle" sarcastic humorous bytch, and proudly claim the title !!! On occassion considered "OfftheHook", welllllllllll ..... I'm "on the hook" .......... Oh hell ... I'm "All Hooked Up" !!!

I am a USAF Brat & Damn PROUD of it. My Dad is a Ret USAF Veteran of WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Iran, and is also an Atomic Veteran. My youngest son, Joshua, is active duty USAF. Dad & Joshua, "THANK YOU, FOR YOUR SERVICE IN PROTECTING MY FREEDOM!!!" From MY heart to my Dad & Son, "I AM PROUD OF YOU BEYOND WORDS !!!", "YOU ROCK!!!" My Mom, who also has had a heavy yoke to bear, and still does. "MOM, I AM EVER SO PROUD OF YOU!!!", "YOU ARE AWESOME!!!"

Was married for 25 yrs, extremely blessed with 5 children, 3 boys/2 girls, in that order, in which I've had the pleasurable honor of doling out eternal punishment, giving ALL of them names that require extra paper to write their signatures. Have been proudly grinning since. (evil snicker) Divorced in 2004, or sometimes referred to as "I was Rehabilitated", since it seemed like a weird drug with a bad high, been clean & sober since ... LMAO. Moved back to Tucson July 2002, it's home to me. Since returning, have had the great pleasure of an extraordinary journey, triumphant over most of the obstacles, which seemed purely for entertainment, and encountered numerous characters along the way. The ONE thing I seemed to be repititously educated on was, "IT'S A SMALL FUCKING WORLD". i.e. - Just when you think you've got it licked by relocating 6 states across the country from your "now Ex"; only to discover the new neighbor knows your Ex, has since 2nd Grade, and that their best friend is related to them (the Ex). STOP! GO AHEAD, LET YOUR JAW HIT THE FLOOR. PONDER A MOMENT OR TWO (sigh) THEN PICK IT UP. NOW - LAFF YOUR AZZ OFF!!!, because IT CAN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!!! HUGGZZ AN LUV ;-)

A year ago (Mar 3, 2015), I lost my HERO, my Dad, my Mom, my HEROIN, quickly followed (Mar 23, 2015). I took care of them both at home while in Hospice. It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do. A great HONOR and PRIVILEDGE, yet heartbreaking at the same time, and still is. They both were a big part of my life, I miss them greatly.