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| created @ 02/23/2011 09:31 am |
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Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasnt going to bother and enter.
What kind of attitude is that? David asked. He leaned closer and whispered, What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if the good Lord sends you a message.
Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more and more despondent as the drawing neared. Nothing struck him, no divine inspiration, no sign from God.
Finally, while he was passing old Mrs. Kellehers pie stand, he glanced over and saw the woman bending down. She wasnt wearing any panties, and suddenly her arse began to glow. All of a sudden, a finger of flame came from the skies and without her even knowing it, used her arse as a notepad. The fiery finger etched a seven on each cheek.
Thanking God, Paul rushed to the raffle booth and played the number 77. A few minutes later, the drawing was held. And once again, Paul lost.
The winning number was 707.
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