Ok so I went to www.deathclock.com to see when the hell I was gonna die. Apparently it will be
October 29, 2014
So, that gives me roughly 7 years to fuck up the world correct? Hehehe, I must get a jump on it if I'm gonna make a lasting impression . . . serial killers and mass genocide do not happen over night ya know (c'mon it sounds good).
Hehehe, gotta love sarcasm mixed with internet stupidity
