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$7 sex
created @ 10/8/2008 06:12 pm
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s,
go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking
for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's
absolutely nothing wrong with
the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck,
he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the
sex therapist to watch again. The
sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row.
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse
with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,
'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married so we can't go to her house .
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

TY TY Cappy***
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