Thought this was funny and had to share.....
7 types of sex this is so damn true...
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex.
This is when you have been with you partner for a short time and
you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.
Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When
you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and
Nun at night. (very popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your mate any more. She takes you
to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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