Interests
Short list of things I am NOT interested in: Hunting (but I love shooting objects not Bambi's parents) Fishing, I find this activity very boring. Golf, I hate it cause my boobs are too big to play it.
Considering my last profile was too "mean" for some of you boys...(please note that if you are a man, then you know I am not talking about you...duh). I am gonna try very hard to be as diplomatic as I possibly can.
1) I'm not FROM Fulton, I only LIVE here. So, let's not get it all twisted, I know the tooth count in this town is less than 100, rest assured, my children & I possess approximately 84 of them (please note my daughter is missing teeth, let's cut her some slack, she is only 8 and still enjoys a visit from the tooth fairy!) Just sayin'...
2) Really, if I don't respond to your email, it's because I'M NOT INTERESTED. It may be a multitude of reasons why I'm not. If you email asking me why I didn't respond to your first message, I'm gonna respond with brutal honesty & it is highly unlikely that you will take my response as constructive criticism. You WILL be offended. So save yourself the embarrassment & keep lookin'.
3) I cannot I believe I have to say this again but seriously, LOOKS MATTER~!! Call me shallow, call me superficial, I really don't care what you think I am, if I am not physically attracted to you, it's just not gonna work. Really, I understand falling out of the ugly tree on occasion & whacking a couple of branches on the way down; some of you look like you got gangbanged by the entire effing forest~! Look in the mirror, and then send me a message.
OK this is it for now, will add more as needed.
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