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38 Year Old · Female · From Fulton, NY · Joined on November 2, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 14th · 3 different people have a crush on me!
38 Year Old · Female · From Fulton, NY · Joined on November 2, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 14th · 3 different people have a crush on me!

I hate describing myself. I am a BLAST! I mean really, simply put. There isn't really anything I'm not willing to try once (I have a scar to prove it!) I have a TON of energy, I like to go, do, see & be. Yet, there is nothing like a quiet evening home curled up with wine & movies. I love to travel; I wish I could do it all the time. Unfortunately, no matter how often I check my backyard, there is no money tree! ;-) I tend to be a bit on the sarcastic side & borderline sassy. Consider yourself warned. As long as I'm laughing...it’s FUNNY!
My children are the sun, moon and stars. I will not expect any man to love them like I do, nor do I expect my children to love him, as they do me. What I will expect is respect, honor, kindness, strength & loyalty to my family, they are all I have. If I deem you so worthy as to allow you into the lives of my children & invite you to become a part of my family; I will expect that you protect us, love us & be passionate about us. Sounds a bit demanding you say? I don't think so at all. I'm a great Mom, with great children, because I'm raising them with great authority, great self-esteem & great respect for all human kind. I will not allow anyone to screw that up! LOL I can do that all by myself! LOL
I don't have D.T.F. written on my forehead. So, if you're just looking to "get it in", I am NOT the "hit-it & quit-it" girl. Nope, you've got the WRONG one. I am looking for a serious long-term relationship. I don't care about your past ex's & I'm sure you don't care about mine. If you keep looking behind you, you are sure to miss the amazing things in front of you. So, if you're "hung-up" on her, do yourself a favor & don't respond...LOL...seriously.
I love life and everything life has to offer, I want to share my passion for life with someone who is easy going, fun, caring, compassionate, trustworthy, kind, loving & attractive. Yup, she said it....attractive! Looks are important to me. We might connect on a mental level and have that just fit, but if I'm not physically attracted to you, it's still not gonna work. I guess what I'm trying to get at is I want romance, passion, desire & unconditional love all tied up in a big red bow! ;-)

38 Year Old · Female · From Fulton, NY · Joined on November 2, 2011 · Relationship status: Single · Born on August 14th · 3 different people have a crush on me!
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Short list of things I am NOT interested in: Hunting (but I love shooting objects not Bambi's parents) Fishing, I find this activity very boring. Golf, I hate it cause my boobs are too big to play it.
Considering my last profile was too "mean" for some of you boys...(please note that if you are a man, then you know I am not talking about you...duh). I am gonna try very hard to be as diplomatic as I possibly can.
1) I'm not FROM Fulton, I only LIVE here. So, let's not get it all twisted, I know the tooth count in this town is less than 100, rest assured, my children & I possess approximately 84 of them (please note my daughter is missing teeth, let's cut her some slack, she is only 8 and still enjoys a visit from the tooth fairy!) Just sayin'...
2) Really, if I don't respond to your email, it's because I'M NOT INTERESTED. It may be a multitude of reasons why I'm not. If you email asking me why I didn't respond to your first message, I'm gonna respond with brutal honesty & it is highly unlikely that you will take my response as constructive criticism. You WILL be offended. So save yourself the embarrassment & keep lookin'.
3) I cannot I believe I have to say this again but seriously, LOOKS MATTER~!! Call me shallow, call me superficial, I really don't care what you think I am, if I am not physically attracted to you, it's just not gonna work. Really, I understand falling out of the ugly tree on occasion & whacking a couple of branches on the way down; some of you look like you got gangbanged by the entire effing forest~! Look in the mirror, and then send me a message.
OK this is it for now, will add more as needed.

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