If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy. If friendship is life, I will give u mine. It's"World's Best Friends Week." Send this to all ur good friends, even me (if i am one of them). See how many u get back. If u get more than 3, u r really lovableHEY TODAY IS FREE SEX DAY (hell, everyday is free sex day) GIVE TILL IT HURTS (hurts so good)YOU ONLY HAVE 6 HRS (but why limit yourself to just 6 hours, keep it cumming)TO GIVE YOUR SEX AWAY SPREAD EM NOW (spread them wide) (IF YOU RECIEVE)1 YOUR SEX IS DEAD (but you live in hope)2 YOUR SEX IS AVERAGE (there is always room for improvement)3 YOUR SEX IS HOT (a first degree burn, you can do better)4 YOUR SEX IS BADDD ASS (bad ass, hell every part of you is bad)5 YOUR SEX IS YOUR THONG IS ON FIRE (thong who's wearing a thong?)6 YOUR SEX IS SUPERSTAR STATUS (I would say a rock star has nothing on you)7 YOU ARE A SEX GODDESS (no baby you're THE SEX GOD or GODDESS
