37 Year Old
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Female
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From Waterford, WI·
Invited by: 579289·
Joined on February 6, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on April 27th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
37 Year Old
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Female
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From Waterford, WI·
Invited by: 579289·
Joined on February 6, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on April 27th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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im just a born and raised country girl trying to make it in this world but still try and manage to have fun. if i dont accept your friend request, dont take it too personal, im not here to have 230487 friends just find interesting ppl to talk to. im a big supporter of our troops and dont think they're showed enough graditued for what they have done, are doing or about to do. just hit me up if you wanna chat and ill try and get back at ya as soon as i can
i thank god for my life and for the stars and stripes. May freedom forever fly, let it ring. Salute the ones who died and the ones that give their lives, so we don`t have to sacrifice all the things we love
Here's to honor. Getting on her, staying on her. If can't come in her, come on her
10 REASONS TO DATE A NURSING MAJOR: 10. White scrubs are see through 9. We are clean ...8.We don't gag 7. We know your body inside and out 6. We know mouth to mouth 5. Two words : sponge bath 4. We know how to penetrate things 3. We have restraints and we are not afraid to use them. 2. We always have a rubber on hand 1. We can go all night
37 Year Old
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Female
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From Waterford, WI·
Invited by: 579289·
Joined on February 6, 2007
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on April 27th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
The voices in my head and my 2 imaginary friends got into a fight and I had to break it up by hitting my head on the wall and telling them CALM YOUR ASSES DOWN!
I hate it when you're sitting in the theater ready to watch the movie and the next thing you know BOOM. An invisible neon white ant sits in front of you and blocks your view.
A B C D E F G Horny ghosts are chasing me 1 is red and 1 is blue, one is humping on my shoe now I must go call the cops to cause its gross and its got my sock.
HELP! I'm being chased by Giant blue potatoes, an army of man eating toilets, ninja squirrels,, purple bunnys, little green men, d-cons, and oompa-loompas
Me and Gregory the blue unicorn are going to the rainbow pig's castle to steal the ninja penguins swords to kill the monsters that live in your shoe box!
If you are jet skiing in the desert and you lose a tire, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house? Purple, because ice cream is a boneless meat.
I'm not a stalker, I'm just curious, by the way you're out of milk, and did you get new sheets? Because the ones you have don't smell like my imaginary yellow/purple honey whale.
my pink penguin Dave and my monkey Steve are fighting again Steve says Dave took his bananas but Dave says Steve took his fish but they're both wrong Bob did it
has just escaped form the fun padded room! the weird men in the white coats have my pants though...quick! hold my straight jacket. I'm going streaking!!
My rainbow Ninja Unicorn Said to tell your Purple Orangutan that the evil villain sock monkeys are coming for you tonight.. oh yeah, don't use your shampoo
There's a purple penguin to my right yellow spider monkey in my closet and a dancing unicorn in a hula skirt offering me a lolly pop , what is going on here
OMG the crazy ninja pandas are chasing my pink fluffy unicorns and the rainbow cows are falling down the stairs trying to get the cookie from the COOKIE MONSTER!
