2 dwarfs walk in a bar & after getting nice & drunk they decide 2 pick up 2 hookers & take em back 2 their hotel rooms. well sadly 1 of them cant seem 2 get an erection. his depression is worsened by hearing his buddy in the next room loudly saying"im cummin im cummin 3-2-1- ohhh!" all nite long. well the next day his buddy asks him how his nite went."aweful, i just couldnt get hard @ all" the dwarf said. his buddy replies" u think thats embarrassing? i couldnt even get up on the damn bed" lmao