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45 Year Old · Female · From Maryville, TN · Invited by: Dacla N s ciety · Joined on February 3, 2007 · Born on July 20th · 8 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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45 Year Old · Female · From Maryville, TN · Invited by: Dacla N s ciety · Joined on February 3, 2007 · Born on July 20th · 8 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I love making new friends, but have been having a bit of trouble with something lately and want to be clear... Just because I have risky pictures posted does NOT mean that I'm looking for casual sex. Just because I might live within a few hours of you does NOT mean that I want to have sex with you. Yes, I am Bi, and also looking for a woman... but just because you may know another bi chick does NOT mean that I want to have a threesome with you.

If you are interested in me, it is ok to tell me, but telling me that you wanna ^$%$& does NOT automatically make me interested in you. If you are a genuine person, and want to be friends with me, GREAT!! That's why I'm here. If you are interested in something further and let me know, I will let you know if I am also interested...



While I'm ranting, I'll get one more thing off my chest... I have right now 2 folders of pictures that only my friends can see. Enjoy these, I think they turned out pretty good. I also have one folder of pictures that are PRIVATE that are not for everyone to see... these pictures are JUST FOR ME! If I feel like sharing these with you, I will let you know. Please do not ask, from now on if you ask me, especially if you ask repeatedly, I will know that you have not read my profile, and are only wanting to see my pics... If this is the case you will find yourself REMOVED from my friends list... which means losing the ability to see any of my NSFW pictures.



I find begging to be highly irritating and therefore have a low tolerance for it.


Soooo, on to the about me stuff....

I am fairly laid back and easy to get along with and really enjoy life. I love to laugh. I love to read, watch GOOD movies (what the hell was up with the wicker man?!?!?!), play pool, hiking, camping, boating, going to fancy restaurants or hole in the wall bars to hear live bands.

I try to keep busy and am attending college full time as well as working from home.

My dream is to own my own sailboat someday... of course I need someone to teach me to sail first :)

I love animals, and right now I have a yorkshire terrier, a Ball Python, a Leopard Gecko, an African Fat Tailed Gecko, and 3 pairs or sugar gliders. I'm looking for some birds if you know of any... Maybe a sun conure or an african grey...

45 Year Old · Female · From Maryville, TN · Invited by: Dacla N s ciety · Joined on February 3, 2007 · Born on July 20th · 8 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
You are a romantic flirt

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You view each crush you have as the potential ONE. You are inclined to write poems and give gifts to show that you care about them. You are also inclined to win your crush over with all the attention that you lavish upon them.


Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com


You have a sexual IQ of 156


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When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Jess --
[adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Jess will go to jail for ...
Asking a hooker what time it is - then being busted as a john
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Jess was caught having sex!
shocked.jpgIn the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion in the kitchen ... you've been caught by your husband!
'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com




You Are a Dreaming Soul

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Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world

So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time

You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...

But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult



You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.

Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.

Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.

Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.



Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul



QuizGalaxy.com!Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Jess's Last Words Will Be...
"My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father... prepare to die!"
'What will your last words be?' at QuizGalaxy.com


You are Jess is Bi.
(Your alter-ego is Jess)



Your super-hero ability:


Attract any member of the opposite sex



'What is your superhero ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com


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Testriffic IQ test


Cancer



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You are shy and mysterious. Hotties are always trying to unlock your secrets, and figure out what makes you so cool.

You have to have trust in your partner, so you’re not really into randomly hooking up. You really like the intimacy that comes with sex and you won’t take no for an answer when it comes to after sex cuddling.

Sex matches: Taurus, Scorpio, Pisces


Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Music

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You scored 84% Dominance and 83% Technique!

You scored higher than 97% on Dominance
You scored higher than 94% on Technique
You scored higher than 14% on Intangibles

You are, quite simply, mind-blowingly and unbearably hot.

You would not just be a "good" dominatrix. You would be - hell, you *are* - a stunning and breathtaking sexual experience for whatever man is lucky enough to be captured by you.

Whatever you do, don't let your talents go to waste. Use them. Nurture them. Impart them to others.

And, if all else fails, call me ;-)

Thank you for taking my test, Ma'am - I hope we can meet someday.

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Using your mouth


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Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.



Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

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Random facts about me…

I have 4 kids
I have been married twice
I am a full time college student
I have given birth in the water
I have a huge crush on someone
My favorite color is green
I love to read
I am a terrible procrastinator
I drink way too much coffee
I don’t do drugs
I like to play pool, and used to be pretty good
All my children are blonde
I hate drama & do my best to avoid it
I like to feel sexy
I taught myself to sew, and got pretty good at it
I love animals and spent more on them this year than what my van cost
I have made the dean’s list almost every semester of college
I live in the bible belt south, but grew up in new England
I believe in fate, but not god… and souls, but not heaven
I would love to find a beautiful woman to spend time with
I can appear to be very outgoing and make friends easily, but I’m really very shy
I’ve been the VP of the honor’s society (phi theta kappa)
I either talk too much or get very quiet when I’m nervous
I am very irish and therefore blush easily
I have only seen my father twice in about 25 years
My mind is always in the gutter, and innocent comments can therefore make me blush
I like very tall thin guys
I like short dark haired girls
I spent almost 8 solid years of my life either pregnant or breastfeeding
If I could have plastic surgery I would have my boobs done
My favorite thing to do is kiss, and I could do it all day
I crave attention, but am uncomfortable getting it
I don’t like surprises but do like spontaneity
I really want to travel
I love the water and usually will drive to the beach if I am very upset
I drive a minivan
My dream car is a black mazda rx8
I think piercings are sexy as long as it’s in moderation
My favorite body part on a man or woman is the ear
I always put myself last, and am trying to overcome that

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