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43 Year Old · Male · From Staten Island, NY · Invited by: Just Call Me Ashe · Joined on January 25, 2007 · Born on July 14th · I have a crush on someone!
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43 Year Old · Male · From Staten Island, NY · Invited by: Just Call Me Ashe · Joined on January 25, 2007 · Born on July 14th · I have a crush on someone!
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well everyone the name is Dan and i live in Staten island,ny.i'm single looking to mingle,i have 15 tatts and 5 piercings,i love roller blading,working on cars and motorcycles,walks on the beach,movies,listening to music.if at you would like to know any more then just ask me.

43 Year Old · Male · From Staten Island, NY · Invited by: Just Call Me Ashe · Joined on January 25, 2007 · Born on July 14th · I have a crush on someone!
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1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP!

2. BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER!

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY!

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT!

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER!

6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG!

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT!

8. IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY!

9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE!

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER!

11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK!

12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT!

13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS!

14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE!

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER!

16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER!

17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL!

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION!

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL!

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER!

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!



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YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED!

Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing.

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5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K buddies are!!!









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