Hey Maddie! Where are you? I'm here....and you're not! Hurry up...let's have a drink, it's been awhile! Love ya!

OK! I'm here...thanks for the Corona, not bad, even without ice! lol So....what have you been up to? Give me a shout! Love Ya!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY MADD

HEY HEY MAD > The Pastor's ASS> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he> entered it in the race again, and it won again.> > The local paper read:> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity> that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey> in another race.> > > The next day, the local paper headline read:> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the> pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided> to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local> paper, hearing of the news, posted the following> headline the next> day:> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.> > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she> would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it> to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.> This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the> nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains> where it could run wild.> > The next day the headlines read:> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.> > The bishop was buried the next day.> > The moral of the story is . . . being concerned> about public opinion can bring you much grief and> misery . . . even shorten your life. So be yourself> and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's> ASS and you'll be a lot happier and live longer

HEY HEY MAD ENJOY THIS VIDEO I ADDED YOU TOO MY FAMILY AREA THANKS

I just wanted to say AWESOME pics of Bettie - she is so sexy! Fan'd you for your eye for beauty.

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