BLONDE JOKE Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be one of the best -- because it makes football make sense!A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it."Oh, I really liked it," she replied,"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, butI just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked,"What do you mean?""Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'I'm like...Helloooooo?It's only 25 cents!!!!" no pun attended I just thought the joke was funny lol
"Daddy, where did I come from?" seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction. Then they both sit back and smile contentedly."Does that answer your question?" the mom asks."Not really," the little girl says."Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."