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Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Asia and he lives in the US.We met on a dating WEBSITE, became friends on FACEBOOK, had long chats on WHATSAPP, he proposed to me on SKYPE, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through VIBER. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy...Dad: Wow! Really!! then get married on TWITTER, have fun on TANGO. Buy your kids on E-BAY, send them thru GMAIL. And if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on AMAZON.. LOLI hope I made you laugh. You have a fun evening. Good night!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

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'HAPPY EASTER!

`EASTER MESSAGE:Jesus' death on the cross was all about starting over. He died for us and then came to life again three days later. His death and resurrection set the pattern for what our life in God is to look like. When we mess up, God's forgiveness puts the sin to death and begins new life in our heart. It's the Easter story over and over again in our life. Easter is really all about do-overs!So in real life it looks like this:oI accept Christ as my Savior. I thank Him for His death on the cross for me, and I ask Him to be the leader of my life.oWhen I mishandle a situation with my kids, I tell God I'm sorry. I accept His forgiveness and walk in His grace. Then I apologize to my kids, and I start over.oWhen I speak and wronged my friend, I apologize to God and accept His forgiveness. Then, I apologize to my friend who I wronged and walk confidently in my do-over.Here's the best part: the more I apologize and make it right, the more I'm motivated to change. The full do-over happens when I allow God to transform my heart and I stop doing the same sin over and over again.What if this Easter, it was less about the Easter bunny and eggs and more about a new life in Christ? What if we got serious about the do-over's God offers?I think that's a treat that's sweeter than any chocolate filled Easter egg any day!MAY GOD WILL TOUCH YOUR HEART AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE TODAY AND MAY YOU WALK IN HIS WAY. HAPPY EASTER TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.WITH LOVE,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

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MORNING HUGZZ

Paddy,The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the"Four F's": Fighting, fleeing, feeding and... mating. Well, I hope you get plenty of #4 F's this weekend....LOL. ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)HEY, IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY. PLEASE ORDER MORE DRINKS FOR ME. I NEED MORE TIPS...LOLENJOY YOUR EVENING!