Open.. Opinionated.. Owned In real life
If there is a chance you won't like the answer.. then Do not ask the question.
There are a few things that you should know, Before you attempt to befriend me. FIRST and formost. I am spoken for. I am with the Man of my dreams.. the Love of my life, and my absolute best friend. He calms my fears, kisses away my tears and makes everything in my world seem perfect, as long as He is by my side. I will NOT leave him for you, and i am not here for an E-affair. So do us BOTH a favor, and keep your e-dick in your e-pants, kae?
Second. Yes i do have kids. and Animals.. and DO not waste my time with the a/s/l thing. I am an adult, at least have the common decency to act like one when you are interacting with me.
Third. Don't attempt to pull the Big Mean Bad Ass routine with me, I will not only laugh at you, but shortly after, i will tell you where to go and happily offer a swift kick in the ass to help you along your way.
And Finally.
If you are looking for FRIENDS> I am more than willing to be such. But Understand that my real life comes first and formost. I will NOT give you my phone Number, my Yahoo.. my Real name.. Or anything else of that nature. Don't ask.