I'm that guy that you turn and wonder, "Is he real?" Well baby, come touch me. I'm here. I'm real. You could spend you're whole life trying to figure out if I'm hot or beat. You could spend forever calculating how good I am in bed. I'm sleazy, yet elegant. I'm filthy, but I'm pure. I'm trashy, but beautiful. I'm Jonny Distance, so turn the lights off and follow me to our special place.
