Blurgh! Scary empty white box with no direction! Erm what interests me.... Wine, but thats a no brainer, vodka and brandy too, but I dont like beer... books.. I suppose I do enjoy a good book when I get time; Terry Pratchett's Discworld series comprises some of my favourite books, what isnt to like about Nanny Ogg, an aspiration figure for any woman with half a brain! I'm also a fan of about half of what Stephen King has churned out, (IT/good, The Stand/Not Bad, Salem's Lot/Passable, the ones without monsters in/barely readable. I'm also a dull history nut and like a good non-fiction book about some long dead lunatic.

As for movies, or to give them their proper name, films, I love horror, and none of this sappy brooding romantic vampire stuff, thats not horror, its just mentally disturbing slush! Give me blood and guts, a cast so irritating you look forward to their eventual evisceration and a protagonist, preferably covered in fur that you can really sympathise with! I'm not a fan of romantic comedies, or war movies, but I will sit through pretty much anything so long as the snacks are plentiful enough and no one objects to my dubbing over the words if I get bored.

Sports, well, I like rugby, now don't get me wrong, I cant play, I'm far too small, but I like to watch, even if I dont actually understand whats going on, thats not the point.

TV, I dont really get a lot of time for the TV, I suppose the usual suspects, although I'm fast going off Family Guy, but have rediscovered South Park after a long absence from it, and am loving it. Boring as it is, I usually just put on the news if there is nothing else on, I'm quite politically aware though not at all active or ideologically entrenched; whatever those idiots are doing, I like to pick fault with and heckle at an uncaring screen.

I'm reasonably fashionable, in the sense that I have a habit of collecting shoes I will probably never wear and outfits to go with them, and then just going for the little black dress in the end out of habit, but it suits me so its not so bad.

ok, this is getting beyond a joke, if you actually care about any of this, or something I havent listed, just ask, it saves me making this into any more of a damn autobiography than I've turned it into

I err slightly to Indie and Rock, and away from the Cheesiest of Pop, but I will listen to pretty much anything.