"Looking for the last...and the best man of my life!"


Now guys, listen up!! There must be just one of you out there who is a genuine bell ringer of exceptional bell ringer quality who has been waiting in the wings for a sweet little thing like me. Hello?? Can you hear me NOW!!! I am a rare Cougar (some might say I am in the Puma category) who is scouring North America hunting for her 100% USDA Prime Cut American or Canadian male to devour for my sweetheart. I haven't met him yet but I will certainly know he's Prime Cut when I meet him. He must be a very funny guy who would certainly have his hands full with a delightful little Cougar like me. I am a cat loving, piano playing, ice cream addict, extra cheese pizza lover, GREAT KISSER, bad kneed, Steely blue eyed, Motown dancing, fiesty, quick witted rooster haired gabbing hermit, Diet Pepsi addict, life saving woman on a quest to find her perfect cloud clearing mate. Most importantly, I have a killer sense of humor that will make you cry or melt your heart (some training may be required to keep up.)

No winks, No married men, No players, No games, No flings, No leprechauns


Hunting for ONE bell ringer who will play a song in my heart forever. Someone who will stir up little butterflies with just the mere thought of him. Someone who would love to have a sweet, funny little Cougar like me purring next to him for the rest of his life.

My bell ringer must be a SUPER SMOOCHER!
No Recliner Vegetators Allowed
No Men Still In Diapers
No Men Beyond the US or Canadian Borders...Men from Mars OK


I'd just like to add...
Applications are now being accepted for bell ringers from the good ole USA and Canada (eh??)If you don't know how to ring my bell, DO NOT APPLY!! I run a busy office here and I don't have time to deal with insincere, non-sweetheart types. And if you don't smell good... MOVE ON! (get some of that OLD SPICE... it works everytime with a Cougar like me.) Please DO apply if you are the real deal with a big heart. Cougars are very perceptive you know.


BONUS POINTS FOR A NEVADA BELL RINGER APPLICANT!!!!



GO FOR IT!!!!