Friend on myspace named Aaron decided he was sick of the wimpy high-school myspace surveys, so he made this one.
1. How bad ass are you? God. Not at all!
2. What is your favorite sexual position? If forced to choose, I'd choose missionary. i like a man's weight on top of me. That said, really not picky. They all have advantages.
3. Do you smoke weed? I tried a couple times. Never worked on me.
4. Ever cheated? Nope. I did sleep with a guy who had technically not broken up with his long-distance girlfriend yet, though. So I was once the Other Woman. But i felt awful about it :)
5. How many times have you been to jail? None
6. Been in population? Nope
7. What is your favorite band right now? Au Revoir Simone
8. Mosher or dancer? Dancer
9. When was the last time you appreciated nature? I appreciated the power of Mother Nature when she blew off my porch roof on Friday.
10. Do you litter? Nope.
11. President Bush-- How long have you hated him? I don't think I HATE him. I just don't respect him, and I really never have.
12. How often do you drink alchohol? Very rarely.
13. What is your favorite drink? Belgian lambics. Tequila. Margaritas on the rocks.
14. Favorite beer? Belgian lambics!
15. What career did you want as a child? English professor. Yes, I am a nerd.
16. Have you boned anyone in your family? *counts* Two of them. And, at one point, I admit that my Family list pretty much consisted of "people I'd bone." *grin*
17. Oral sex.. yes or no? A guy seriously told me once "I want to fuck you. But I hate giving oral sex." Um, OK, buh bye!
18. What tattoos do you have? None. One will be forthcoming. I want the temp tattoo I did for Halloween.
19. Ever shit yourself? (post diapers)? Not in my memory.
20. What sport do you enjoy? I enjoy playing none of them. Closest would be tennis and swimming. I like watching hockey, tennis, and football.
21. What is your best drunken memory? God, do I have ANY good drunken memories? Watching bad 80's movies while Russ played with my hair and rubbed my head.
22. How many drugs did you experiment with during high school? None whatsoever. I was a total goodie goodie. No drugs, no alcohol, no sex.
23. Ever screw somebody IN highschool? Nope.
24. Ever been depressed and not know why? I always know why
25. Have you ever hit some one of the opposite sex? My little brother :)
26. Have you ever blacked out drunk? No. I do have one night that's a bit fuzzy, my freshman year of college. But only a bit.
27. How often do you drink and drive? Never. Ever. Pet peeve.
28. What is the gnarlyest battle scar you have? Um... my scars are all due to surgery or stupidity.
29. Do you like the beach? Eh, not my favorite. I like it at night better.
30. Do you go in the water? Yes
31. Are you scared to camp? Not *scared* ... I just prefer places with central heating and AC, and nice soft beds with sheets.
32. Are their any naked pics of you somewhere? As if you didn't know.
33. How may I obtain these? Becoming my friend. *laugh*
34. Do you have a crazy uncle? Nope.
35. What sucks about you? I'm overly sensitive. I usually attach to people too early and they invariably don't attach as quickly. I feel guilty too much. I set very high standards for my own behavior, and expect others to live up to those standards, which means I can be overly critical.
36. What is your favorite trait? Physical? Umm... don't really have one. Personality? My basic optimism.
37. Do you eat sushi? Yes, but I prefer the non-fish kind. So, vegetable maki rolls.
38. Are you racist? Or just make fun of everybody like Chappelle? I don't really make fun of people.
39. Ever had a dog piss directly on you? Nope. My cat has, though.
40. How long have you known your best friend? Since I was 12. And my sister, who I've obviously known since she was born.
41. Do you have a usual hang out spot? My living room is the center of my social life.
42. How do you feel about religion? Not for me. Very much not for me.
43. Karma? Kamillion?
44. Do you always use a condom? Yes. Unless I'm in a long-term monogamous relationship. I'm on the pill, too.
45. Ever coughed up blood? No.
46. Ever been knocked out? No.
47. How do you feel about abortions? I am pro-choice. I'd never have one, though.
48. Ever hit an animal? No.
49. Do you love your parents? Yes. Although my relationship with my mom was complicated
50. When was the last time you cried? Last night.
51. Ever spit on somebody, as an act of violence? No.
52. Ever spit on yourself accidentally? Sure. Spit-take!
53. How often do you masterbate? Depends on the time of the month. Three or four times a day to not at all.
54. Imagination or do you need porn? I like erotica.
55. Do you love shrimp baskets? I do, but I'm now allergic.
