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47 Year Old · Male · Joined on December 10, 2006 · Born on January 1st · I have a crush on someone!
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47 Year Old · Male · Joined on December 10, 2006 · Born on January 1st · I have a crush on someone!
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adopt your own virtual pet!Name:tony Birthdate:01-01-1959 Birthplace:LAwRENCE COUNTY indiana Current Location:SOUTHERN indiana Eye Color:LIGHT BROWN Hair Color:TWO TONED BROWN Height:5' 7" Weight:215 Piercings:no Tattoos:1Crush???yes Overused Phraze:ya know Favorite Food:chicken tenderloinsFavorite Candy:my home made peanut butter fudge Favorite Number:7 Favorite Color: blueFavorite Animal:dog but i have allergies now Favorite Drink:water Favorite Alcohol Drink:notta Favorite Bagel:no Favorite Letter:T Favorite Body Part on Opposite sex: every inch of the female body Pepsi or Coke:nopeRED LOBSTER OR STEAKHOUSE red lobsterStrawberry or Watermelon: strawberry Hot tea or Ice tea: no Chocolate or Vanilla: both Hot Chocolate or Coffee: either Kiss or Hug: bothSummer or Winter:winter Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny Love or Money: loveYOUR... Bedtime: early to bed early to rise Most Missed Memory: ridin my harleyBest phyiscal feature: my bi-ceps and tri-ceps First Thought Waking Up: love Goal for this year: girlfriendBest Friends: all have failed in this area Weakness: ladiesFears: not living life to the fullest of my potential Heritage: one of the oldest families in the USALongest relationship: my school sweetheart HAVE YOU... Ever Drank: used toEver Smoked:used toPot: used toEver been Drunk: yeahEver been beaten up: yeahEver beaten someone up: hell yeahEver Shoplifted: nopeEver Skinny Dipped: lotsEver Kissed Opposite sex: more than i could count, never kiss and tellBeen Dumped Lately: neverIN A GUY/GIRL Favorite Eye Color:color is of no importance, it is all in the presentation Favorite Hair Color: depends on the personality and personShort or Long: Height:does not matter to me Style: cuteness countsLooks or Personality: personalityHot or Cute: cuteMuscular or Really Skinny: no preferences RANDOMS Number of Regrets in the Past:none What country do you want to Visit: franceHow do you want to Die: while doing anything that is relevent to living life to the fullestBeen to the Mall Lately: yesDo you like Thunderstorms: yesGet along with your Parents: used to they are deceasedHealth Freak: sortaDo you think your Attractive: handsomeBelieve in Yourself: yeah Want to go to College: i amDo you Smoke: noDo you Drink: noShower Daily: every other dayBeen in Love: not reallyDo you Sing: yeahWant to get Married: i will or i won'tDo you want Children: if possibleAge you wanna lose your Virginity: too late lost that in high school Date: (dec. 17 , 2006 2:25 pm) Subject how much have u changed in 10 years Body: 10 YEARS AGO TODAY......October 27th, 1996How old were you? 37Where did you go to school?was out of school by thenWhere did you work?tony's garage Where did you live?shoals,inWhere did you hang out?home, bars, garage, anywhere the fun was! yee hawHow was your hair style?long brown and very curlyWho were your best friends?budweiser, crown royalDid you wear glasses?yesWho was your regular-person crush?all girlsHow many tattoos did you have?oneHow many piercings did you have?noneWhat car did you drive?74 broncoWhat was your worst fear?running out of beerHad you been arrested?yes five charges for outrunning a statetrooper lol Had your heart been broken?YesSingle/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?single**HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!**October 27, 2006How old are you?47Where do you work at?AIG insuranceWhere do you live?shoals, inWhere do you hang out?Home, malls, stores, schoolDo you wear glasses?only when I actually want to see :)What is your hairstyle? long and brown and silver streaksWho are your best friends?kathy, tonya, leeann and youStill talk to any of your old friends?nope, all are deadHow many piercings do you have?noneHow many tattoos?oneWhat kind of car do you have?crown victoria, police interceptorWhat is your biggest fear?something happening to one of my familyHave you been arrested since, if so, how many times total?NoneHas your heart been broken?yesSingle/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?SINGLE ready to mingleREPOST AS "How much have YOU changed in 10 years?" from: Sex appeal is fifty percent what youve got and fifty percent what people think youve got date: 2006 ARE YOU OUT THERE????? yes YOU A TRUE SOULMATEOnly once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you've never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can't wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come back and are so clear and vivid it's like being young again. Colors seem brighter and more brilliant. Laughter seems part of daily life where before it was infrequent or didn't exist at all. A phone call or two during the day helps to get you through a long day's work and always brings a smile to your face. In their presence, there's no need for continuous conversation, but you find you're quite content in just having them nearby. Things that never interested you before become fascinating because you know they are important to this person who is so special to you. You think of this person on every occasion and in everything you do. Simple things bring them to mind like a pale blue sky, gentle wind or even a storm cloud on the horizon. You open your heart knowing that there's a chance it may be broken one day and in opening your heart, you experience a love and joy that you never dreamed possible. You find that being vulnerable is the only way to allow your heart to feel true pleasure that's so real it scares you. You find strength in knowing you have a true friend and possibly a soul mate who will remain loyal to the end. Life seems completely different, exciting and worthwhile. Your only hope and security is in knowing that they are a part of your life. body{cursor:url(http://www.tweakyourpage.com/Cursors/Arrows/cursors/7.ani);}Myspace tweaks at TweakYourPage.com

47 Year Old · Male · Joined on December 10, 2006 · Born on January 1st · I have a crush on someone!
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GOD * . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN ** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS * .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN ?.??.*??) ?.*?) * . *.*LOOK AT ME (?.? (?.` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK ...*(?`.??) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR . * .`.?(?`.??) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM . * .*.. *`.?.?* (?`.??) * . *FOR * .. *..(?`.??). *`.?.?* . *TODAY? ..* ... *`.?.? * *. * . * . * ... *I * . * . * . . * . *.*. * . * . *ANSWERED: ___00000___00000 *.*. * . * .. *GOD __0000000_0000000. * . * . *TAKE __0000 OOOO 00000. * . * . *CARE ___0000000000000 * . * . * . *OF THE ____00000000000 * . *. * . * .*PERSON ______0000000 * . *. * . * . * .. * . *.*THAT ________000 * . *. * . * ... * . *.*IS _________0* . * .. ** .. * . *.*READING * . * .. ** .. * . * . * . * . *.*THIS .. * . (.. *** /) * . *.*.*MESSAGE .* . * ( ..(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE, .* . * (_ /|.. _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS .* . * . /___.. * . . * . *SO *. * . * . * . . * *SPECIAL T0DAY iSZ BESTFRiEND DAY I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade, It was sharp and pointy One that she made. She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying, She grabbed her bear, And again started crying. Police showed up At the small little house. Then quickly barged in, Everything quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly Opened a door, To find the little girl Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, To go through so much harm, But at least she died With her best friend in her arms. A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Auroura and you hate child abuse with a passion, you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. It doesn't take that long, only about 10 seconds, so please just do it. its so sad when ppl have had the stuff up to here with all they have to hear it's so strange to see ppl change from jekyll to hyde then take another side it's all i can take of those that really make all those have lied because they are fried it's such a shame to those with blame that cause one to quit deep in my pit it's more to be all who can see where we are in need of a friend indeed zhemswa antwan sorrelli aka "tony sorrells the poet"!
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A POET ALMOST LIKE ME CAUGHT AROUND THE CHAIN OF DREAMS HEAVEN HOLD PLACES FOR THOSE WHO ARE VERSED IN MOONBEAMS BINDINGS SHALL NEVER CAUSE OUR DREAMS TO CEASE TO EXERT NIGH WILL HELPLESSNESS HOPLELESSNESS OR EVEN A MAD SPURT CAUSE OUR TEXT TO FAULTER OUR COURSE TO ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY EVER AND EVER HOVERING IN THE RIVER OF ELECTRICAL SANCTITY FOR THE RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN EVEN HOLDS TRUTH FOR THE THINKER POETRY RELEASES ALL WHO DARE TO BE DIFFERENT OR EVEN TINKER WITH INSANE TALK ABOUT HUMANITIY'S OWN VICES OF HUMANITY JUST ANOTHER THOUGHT LED ASTRAY FROM LIFE'S MORTAL INSANITY! WRITTEN BY: ZHEMSWA ANTWAN SORRELLI Who Is Behind The Keyboard: Fantastic Author Unknown Do you remember sitting in a chat room, watching people chat, or even chatting yourself? Do you remember receiving so many forwards that your mailbox was ready to explode? How about receiving an e-mail from someone just searching for a friend. Did you wonder who these people might be that are behind the keyboard? Online we meet new people from all around the world. Some we chat with just once and then we go on. Others we chat with time and time again, and a friendship is made. Others become our e-mail buddies, and we look forward to their e-mails each day, but have you ever really wondered who was really behind the keyboard? So often we meet a friend in chat we stay up all night chatting, sometimes we laugh so hard we cannot type, other times we cry and our keyboards are stained from tears. We chat about our lives and help solve each others' problems, we lend a shoulder if we can. Did you ever think to yourself, who is really behind that keyboard? Did you ever chat with someone that promised you the world and that your friendship will be forever, and then they are gone? Do you forget about them and move on, or do you wonder "who was that person really, that was behind the keyboard? Have you ever hid behind your keyboard, pretending to be something you are not, just to boost your ego? As you sat there and typed have you ever lied, thinking "who cares, the person behind the keyboard, it is only a fake person?" Did you ever hurt someone thinking "it's only a game"? Well, behind each and every keyboard are very real people, some might be heartless cold people, not caring who they hurt, but then there are people that are caring, loyal, honest and all kinds of people hoping for some companionship online. Behind the keyboard can be someone who is seriously depressed and their only hope is to make a friend, maybe an aging person who once had a family, but now they live too far apart to see one another, perhaps there is someone that cannot walk anymore or a person so ill they are in the house forever. As we enter the world of the internet we should remember, it is a very real world and behind each and every keyboard is a person who has a heart. No one has a life that is pain free, so as we go online whether in chat or just e-mailing, we must remember to treat each person the way the we want to be treated, to respect each others' feelings, and to offer friendship, because the truth is we really do not know who is behind the keyboard or what kind of hurt someone may be feeling. To be the best to others that you can be should be the "key" to a good, honest life. Love, Someone behind a keyboard "Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Adreamforu...: the only true feeling left to the imagination of those of us with the real passion of knowing true love and what it holds for hearts that speak truth and equality in each otherAdreamforu...: thank you for your encouragement but you are the one with the gift and the spark that has driven the inner soul and sanctuary of mine heart dreams of seeing one soul entwined in sweet desire may be the spark but love is the flame that keeps the torch of passion coasting into our inner heart and forever thoughts of holding each others warm and tender bodies until the juices of your fruits explode with ecstacy erupting the flow of my volcanic flow of future generations of life and pleasures with no thoughts of negativity to cause the closeness burning inside our minds climax of thoughts inside our smooth and voluptuous vessels of warm and wet flesh encased heated passionate beings until there is no mosture left in our bodies nor breath to nourish the soft and fluid movements of two lives forever entwined and in tune to each movement made to and fro in an out of consciousness and beside one another with cool and warm breaths of lust to feel with every nerve and hair throughout the entire length of beautiful nakedness and heated muscular limbs of two creatures of sinlike appendages locked in the thrust of loves greatest accomplishment and final spurt inside and upon the thighs and legs of beauty and the beast! zhemswa antwan sorrelli Alan Jackson Its Five Oclock Somewhere ft Jimmy Buffett http://www.offuhuge.com/media/2790/Alan_Jackson_Its_Five_Oclock_Somewhere_ft_Jimmy_Buffett/
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PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST. IT'S SO DANG TRUE* 1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special and unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. 15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!! this is so scary!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it is so scary because it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship The Big Wheel In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 a week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whomever would listen that I was willing to learn or do anything. I had to have a job. Still no luck. The last place we went to, just a few miles out of town, was an old Root Beer Barrel drive-in that had been converted to a truck stop. It was called the Big Wheel. An old lady named Granny owned the place and she peeked out of the window from time to time at all those kids. She needed someone on the graveyard shift, 11 at night until seven in the morning. She paid 65 cents an hour, and I could start that night. I raced home and called the teenager down the street that baby-sat for people. I bargained with her to come and sleep on my sofa for a dollar a night. She could arrive with her pajamas on and the kids would already be asleep. This seemed like a good arrangement to her, so we made a deal. That night when the little ones and I knelt to say our prayers, we all thanked God for finding Mommy a job. And so I started at the Big Wheel. When I got home in the mornings I woke the baby-sitter up and sent her home with one dollar of my tip money--fully half of what I averaged every night. As the weeks went by, heating bills added a strain to my meager wage. The tires on the old Chevy had the consistency of penny balloons and began to leak. I had to fill them with air on the way to work and again every morning before I could go home. One bleak fall morning, I dragged myself to the car to go home and found four tires in the back seat. New tires! There was no note, no nothing, just those beautiful brand new tires. Had angels taken up residence in Indiana ? I wondered. I made a deal with the local service station. In exchange for his mounting the new tires, I would clean up his office. I remember it took me a lot longer to scrub his floor than it did for him to do the tires. I was now working six nights instead of five and it still wasn't enough. Christmas was coming and I knew there would be no money for toys for the kids. I found a can of red paint and started repairing and painting some old toys. Then hid them in the basement so there would be something for Santa to deliver on Christmas morning. Clothes were a worry too. I was sewing patches on top of patches on the boys pants and soon they would be too far gone to repair. On Christmas Eve the usual customers were drinking coffee in the Big Wheel. These were the truckers, Les, Frank, and Jim, and a state trooper named Joe. A few musicians were hanging around after a gig at the Legion and were dropping nickels in the pinball machine. The regulars all just sat around and talked through the wee hours of the morning and then left to get home before the sun came up. When it was time for me to go home at seven o'clock on Christmas morning, to my amazement, my old battered Chevy was filled full to the top with boxes of all shapes and sizes. I quickly opened the driver's side door, crawled inside and kneeled in the front facing the back seat. Reaching back, I pulled off the lid of the top box. Inside was whole case of little blue jeans, sizes 2-10! I looked inside another box: It was full of shirts to go with the jeans. Then I peeked inside some of theother boxes. There was candy and nuts and bananas and bags of groceries. There was an enormous ham for baking, and canned vegetables and potatoes. There was pudding and Jell-O and cookies, pie filling and flour. There was a whole bag of laundry supplies and cleaning items. And there were five toy trucks and one beautiful little doll. As I drove back through empty streets as the sun slowly rose on the most amazing Christmas Day of my life, I was sobbing with gratitude. And I will never forget the joy on the faces of my little ones that precious morning. Yes, there were angels in Indiana that long-ago December. And they all hung out at the Big Wheel truck stop... THE POWER OF PRAYER. I believe that God only gives three answers to prayer: 1. "Yes!" 2. "Not yet." 3. "I have something better in mind." God still sits on the throne, the devil is a liar. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that you cannot imagine. My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least four people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me. This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another. Here is the prayer:.... God, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and email buddies reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Amen. I know I picked more than four, so can you. Dear Friend, When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you. ____0000000000______0000000000_____ __000________000__000________000___ _000___________0000___________000__ 000_____________00_____________000_ 000____________________________000_ 000___________THANKS__________000_ _000____________FOR___________000__ __000__________BEING_________000___ ___000__________MY_________000____ _____000______FRIEND______000______ _______000______________000________ _________000__________000__________ ____________000____000_____________ ______________00__00_______________ ________________00_________________ ________________ 0 _________________ WHATS SHREK W/OUT DONKEY? WHATS Minnie W/0UT MiCKEY ? WHATS PIGGLET W/0Ut P0OH ? WHATS PATRiCk W/0Ut SP0NGE BOB ? WHATS MEE W/0UT U . . . Rose Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Will Fight Anyone Who messes With you. Send To Everybody Whose Back you Got And See Who Has Yours. There are 20 angels in this world 10 are sleeping 9 are playing and 1 is reading this Merry Christmas to all those who have a special place in my heart, tony > Subject: A HOLIDAY MESSAGE FOR YOU! > > > >> Today...I wish you a day of >> ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have >> to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from >> an old friend. Green stoplights on your way to work or shop. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in... The fastest line at the grocery store. A good sing along song on the radio. Your keys right where you look. >> I wish you a day of happiness and >> little bite-size pieces of perfection that give >> you the funny feeling that the Lord is smiling on you, holding >> you so gently because you are someone special and rare.  >> I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.  >> They say it takes a minute to find a special person, >> an hour to appreciate them, >> a day to love them, >> but then an entire life to forget them. Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget >> It's a short message to let them know that you'll >> never forget them.  >> If you don't send it to anyone, >> it means you're in too much of a hurry >> and that you've probably forgotten your friends. Take the time! Wishing you the very best >> and.... >>  >
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WOMEN things i will do for you! muah 1-touch your waist 2-talk to you 3-share secrets 4-give you my jacket 5-kiss you very slowly 6-hug you 7-hold you 8-laugh with you 9-invite you somewhere 10-let you be with me when i'm with my friends 11-smile with you 12-take pics with you 13-pull you onto my lap 14-when you say i love you more,i will deny it and tell you i love you more. and fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you,I will deny it, and fight back and hug you tight so you cant get to her friends.and hope it makes you feel loved 16-always hug you and say "i love you" when I see you 17-kiss you unexpectedly 18-HUG YOU FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell you you're beautiful... not just sexy! 20-tell you the way I feel about you! and show you I mean it too 21-kiss you on the lips 22-I WON"T ask you to buy me stuff. I WILL buy you stuff 23-tell you what feels good 24-make you feel loved 25-buy you stuff. small things can still help I might deny it but I actually like and kinda want you to get us things 26-I won't lie to you 27-I won't cheat on you 28-take you anywhere you want 29-txt message or call you in the morning and tell you to have a good day wherever you are, and how much I miss you 30-be there for you when ever you need me, & even when you don't need me, just be there so you'll know that you can always count on me are you still reading this? u better be, its important 31. Hold you close when you're cold so you can hold me too. 32. When you are alone i will hold you close and kiss you. 33. Kiss you on the cheek; (it will give you the hint that I want you to kiss me). 34. While in the movie, put my arm around you and then you will automatically put your head on my shoulder, then lean in and tilt your chin up and kiss you ever so lightly. 35. I won't ever tell you to leave even jokingly or act like I'm mad. If you're upset,I will comfort you remember this next time I am with you 36. When people diss you,I will stand up for you. 37. Look deep into your eyes and tell you I love you. 38. Lay down under the stars and put your head on my chest so you can listen to the steady beat of my heart, Link our fingers together while I whisper to you as you rest your eyes and listen to me. 39. When we are walking next to each other I will grab your hand. 40. When I hug you I will hold you in my arms as long as possible 41. Call you at night to wish you sweet dreams. 42. Comfort you when you crie and wipe away your tears. 43. Take you for long walks at night. 44. Always Remind you how much I really love you. kisses and hugs TONY
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Get Your Own Voice PlayerManage The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by" A few moments later," Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike....." A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving" "Jason is on his skate board...." A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex !!" Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed ! Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they are having sex ?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too.

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