Purrrsephone's blog: "Camp Walrus Knees"

The problem is all over my page
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Just fucking read
I'd like to help you come and join us
To chat with me
There must be fifty ways
To get the boot

She said it's really not staff's habit
To intrude
And she'll repeat herself
Cause you're being rather crude
Furthermore, your fucking default pic
Just looks like you're in the nude
There must be fifty ways
To get the shaft
Fifty ways to get kicked from PDP

CHORUS:
You need a main pic, Rick!
Don't direct the cams, Sam!
Watch out for the door, Whore!
Just listen to me!
Don't give our your SN, Ken!
Don't get so butthurt, Kurt!
Quit askin' for boobs, noobs!
Says SLDC

She said it grieves me so
To put you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To not kick you again
I said I would appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty rules...

She said why don't I
Just eject you tonight
And I believe in five minutes
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kicked me
And I realized I'm probably not that bright
Cause there are fifty ways
To leave the room flyin'
Fifty ways to be kicked from PDP

CHORUS:
You need a main pic, Rick!
Don't direct the cams, Sam!
Watch out for the door, Whore!
Just listen to me!
Don't give our your SN, Ken!
Don't get so butthurt, Kurt!
Quit askin' for boobs, noobs!
Says SLDC