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created on 10/23/2006  |  http://fubar.com/my-blog/b16990
1.First off, what's your name? Ashy Larry, i'm goin from ashy to classy baby.... 2. Ok, but what do people call you? E. Just E, not E-Money, E-Dizzle, E-Wizzle, JUST E. 3. Have you ever kissed someone with braces? No, that's fucking scary... 4. Who is the fourth missed call on your call log? I don't know, I don't look at that shit. 5. If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to? I would not, my brown eyes are the best. 6. What is the wallpaper on your phone?: A Pond, and my ringer is a frog croaking, ribbit, ribbit....nobody has that shit, it's balla. 7. What do you have handy at your bedside everynight?: A loaded .40 cal semi-auto, just cause I can. 8. What was the last text message you sent? She did what? For how much? 9. What do you want for Christmas? A new Z06 Corvette, in TRIPLE BLACK...but I won't buy it for another few months.... :( 10. Do you have your tree up yet? Yeah, whatever...i'm the grinch, I hate X-mas. 11. Do any of your friends annoy you? No, they couldn't be my friends if they annoyed me. 12. Are cell phones allowed in your school? What am I like 12? I work in hospitals, which they say I can't use a phone in because it interferes with the patients equipment, but I haven't killed anyone yet. 13. When was the last time you cried from laughing so hard? At least once a week, I like to have a good time. 14. What high school do you go to? I did go to Groveport High School...back in the day. 15. What college, if applicable? No College, I'm just smart, and no I don't ever read the manual. 16. Who was the last person that made you laugh? A nurse at the hospital, she said something goofy that had a dual meaning...I think she was flirting...probably, but what the hell do I care? 17. What do you like from Subway? Not much, usually a vegetarian sub, I don't like the meats they use, so I stay away from them entirely, but the bread and veggies are typically good. 18. Who do you make fun of the most? Me mostly, because if you can't make fun of yourself, you have no business making fun of anyone else. 19. What's the longest you've ever talked on the phone Maybe 8 or 9 hours, but that's for tech support stuff, I generally HATE the telephone and avoid any and all calls over 30 seconds. If you can't fit it into a minute, you need to learn how to, I don't have time for all your shit. 20. Do you think you've gotten prettier since jr. high? Yeah, I was a bit of an ugly duckling of sorts...very round and overweight when i was in Jr High....not appealing at all. 21. Have you seen your best friend cry? I refuse to answer this gay ass question, excersizing my veto - man law. 22. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Some Human Resources person telling me how much money she wants to offer me for a job....and it was a retarded ammount too...damn, I love my job. 23. Have you ever peed outside before? As often as possible, when you got to go, you got to go. 24. Do you dance in the car? Absolutely, I thought i invented that move? 25. What do you think of hunting and fishing? I'm big on fishing, fresh water and deep sea, but i'm not much of a hunter...I live in the city, I go to the grocery store. I do strangely enough own firearms. 26. Do you and your best friend act alike? not always...sometimes 27. What is a noise that you cannot stand? Office Drivel, people being fake and making lame conversation that is mind numbing, just shut up and do your job. 28. Does your mom vacuum early in the morning, when you're sleeping? no but i wouldn't hear her if she did ... 29. Are your parents strict or do they let you do whatever? Who the hell wrote this effin thing? ~*LOL*~ Mom is cool, always let me do what i wanted. 30. What age did you get a cell phone? 16 31. Would you rather sleep at a friend's or have them over at your house? Sleep at my place, i'm more comfortable in my own bed. 32. Do you watch MTV? No. Every now and then, for Rob & Big episodes, and to make fun of the spoiled sweet 16 bitches...funny shit! 33. Has something happened that you honestly thought you were gonna die? More times than I care to think about. 34. Last time you kissed someone? None of your fucking business. 35. What do you smell like right now? Stinky, I walked like 10 miles today at the hospital, ok, maybe 8... 36. Do you have a hard time admitting you're wrong? Not usually, but it doesn't happen very often, i'm the first one to point it out though. 37. Who was the first person you held hands with? I don't know? 38. What shoes did you wear today? Black dress shoes, and now my house shoes chillin. 39. What makes you lose your appetite? The smell of the Nutrition Services Kitchens at the hospitals, it's nauseating and makes me want to puke most days...i'd rather smell the morgue on a hot summer day.... 40. What color is your laundry basket? blue 41. Does your mom make you wear a winter coat? lmao...no, I do. 42. Does it contain fur? No, definately not. 43. Do you own any Abercrombie or Hollister polos? No, i'm not into all that. 44. Do you think those stores are too expensive? don't know ... haven't been to them 45. How do you like your steak? The best cut of high-grade beef cooked medium-rare 46. Whose in your house right now? (Who is) Me 47. Where did you get your last bruise from? Probably self-inflicted, i'm a clumsy fuck most days. 48. Where did you last go to eat at? Chipotle for lunch, and probably won't eat again today, i'm still full 6 hours later. 50. What does your dad call you? He's dead, so he doesn't talk so much, but I don't really know, I hadn't seen him in over 10 years before he died...so I don't really care, whatever, that's life. That's a Wrap for me kiddies...get back to work. ~~~E
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