What a day. I came home after 5 days out messing around. House was ok, no one broke in, but I left alot of lights on and the tv blaring, so I feel kinda bad about the environment and the dead dinosaurs coal that got burned on that account..
I went into the kitchen and noticed a peculiar oder and traced it with a clever nose to the microwave which produced a chili covered bowl of nachos I meant to eat before I went out five days ago. Not being the man I once was I decided not to eat them and but thought maybe some critter outside might still make good use of the meal. So I grabbed some latex gloves and headed to a spot in the yard that was far enough away from the house to deliver the savory dish.
I found some sandalwood incense and some bleach setting to rectify things, only to notice the neighbors dog partaking of the nachos. A few seconds later he was on his back and sporadically kicking his legs. I rushed out the door and grabbed a lawn chair forgetting my ice cold tea on the counter.. This whole ADHD thing has some serious side effects I think I need a government check. Well after a few minutes the dog defecated itself signaling the end of the puzzling display.. and alarming me that my cooking is in dire need some reassessment. So this next fall I'm thinking of taking some classes at one of those be a chef in 5 days retreats.
The evening hours were pretty serene besides the blow flies and elderly lady putting on a show struggling to bury the dog. I downloaded some Yanni classics including "in the moment" probably his all time best, and pondered the career changes people are going through with the economic shifts as of late.
I'm thinking a nice roast and potatoes would be idea, but then again maybe I should eat out for awhile.
