HEY MY FRIENDS...IM IN THE CHERRYTAP POPULAR 06 CONTEST AND I NEED LOTSA COMMENTS..THE WINNER IS THE PERSON WHO RECIEVES THE MOST AND IM WAYYYYYYY BEHIND AS IT IS...CLICK ON THIS PIC AND LEAVE AS MANY AS YOU CAN..IN FACT THE MORE YOU LEAVE THERE THE BETTER CHANCE I HAVE!!!! Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I\'m a huge fan of yours. My friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you\'re even around in the holidays hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we\'re stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I\'ve been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I\'m an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time. 3. Clumsiness: Unless you\'re subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It\'s completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock. 4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening\'s debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin), prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities. Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You\'ve been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don\'t know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. British Constitution 3. Passive-aggressive disorder THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don\'t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you\'re not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn\'t it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn\'t. No one wants to hear me sing... A Little Prayer As I\'m laying here in bed This tiny little prayer Keeps running thru my head God bless my mom and dad And bless my little pup And look out for my brother When things aren\'t looking up And God, there\'s one more thing I wish that you could do Hope ya don\'t mind me asking But please bless my computer too?? Now I know that\'s not normal To bless a machine But just listen a second While I explain to you, my Lord. You see, that little metal box Holds more than odds & ends Inside those small compartments Rest hundreds of my \'BEST FRIENDS\' Some it\'s true I\'ve never seen And most I\'ve never met We\'ve never exchanged hugs Or shared a meal a yet.... I know for sure they like me By the kindness that they give And this little scrap of metal Is how I travel to where they live By faith is how I know them Much the same as you I share in what life brings them From that our friendship grew \"PLEASE\" take an extra minute From your duties up above To bless this scrap of metal That\'s filled with so much love! AngelAdd a video to your site WebratsMusic.com: Music Video CodesMyspaceUpdates