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I believe people have the right to be treated as individuals and as human beings. It is not for us to judge. Please read more in my interests ........ TY

I had an at work accident -please forgive if I do not respond immediately..or have a limited time I can sit and do stuff -I am going through body repair stuff lol..so hopefully back to usual soon. Thanks




christmas joke -

3 Holy Men & 3 Bears

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist, spoke next. He had one arm and both legs in casts.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He had broken arms and legs, was in a body cast and traction,with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start." !!!! !!




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Well here a little about me - im an ordinary guy making my way through life helping where I can and dodging as best I can the 'slings and arrows of outrageous fortune'. I recommend random acts of kindness - they come back three fold. I believe we are one with this wonderful speck of dust wherEon we live. If we understand that and work with our planet and not against it wonderful things can be - right now mankind seems set on destruction - our planet - our nature the spirit.
I think that there is one source' whatever we call that entity - whatever your beliefs - treat and do to others a little better than you would wish others to do unto you - smile rather than frown - take time to love yourself - the Desiderata has some fantastic ideas in it - I strongly recommend you to read this set of lines.
Important things achieved - four kids (grown up now) able in the most to do what they wish to and be agreeable members of society. Grandchildren that I see via the internet - children are our future - cherish them - they are on loan we do NOT own them. Finally im a Celt and I follow the shamanic path of the Celt - I wish you sun to your face - Good health - wisdom to appreciate what you have and understand what you do not -mostly I wish the gift of love. Caelwin.

TOGETHER WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD !!!

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totally eclectic. If I like the music it doesnt matter what genre. I have tastes which range from classical, medieval to metal.

Some all time favs....Ink Spots; King Crimson; Blondie; Steeleye Span;ZZ Top; Most music by Chopin; Folk music and folk music ..lol....like I said ..varied tastes..


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