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Invited by: mjke·
Joined on November 27, 2006
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Born on January 11th
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Having fun and find old friends,making new friends and I like to crack some funny jokes,and talk about race cars,or today things in life but also I like to go to entertaintment events doing something differant like concerts,movies shows,sports,any outdoor activities. I like to meet stars and good people at the community functions and entertainment events, and I like sports, I'm a big Chicago sports fan which I like all the teams from Chicago.I'm into drag racing and I like racing to feel the power and the speed behind the wheel and I'm also into Hot Rods Cars which is a nice hobby to have and plus Member of National Hot Rod Ass. and member of NHRA racing .
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Invited by: mjke·
Joined on November 27, 2006
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Born on January 11th
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I like all sports, movies and going to sporting events,concerts events,like doing outdoor activities,and I like motorcycle. I'm a Chicago Whitesox fan and I like all the sport teams from Chicago and I like all other pro sports teams too.But I do have alot of interest in cars "Drag Racing" and "Hotrods" there is nothing better than sitting in a race car and feel the power. I like to do alot of differant things as long it is fun. Check out my collections of funny videos,music videos,drag racing, hotrods videos and hotrods pictures.
A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants. This is a major breakthrough. Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. **********************************************************************
"MUSIC JOKE"
Local Radio Station,
A woman calls the local radio station to request an old song. Unfortunately, she calls the number and gets a plumber by mistake.
"Hello?" she asks. "Do you have 'Hot Lips on a Moonlit Night'?"
He replies, "No, but I have hot nuts and an eight inch pipe."
She asks, "Is that a record?"
The man reply "Heck no but it's better than average."
Homeland Security Bill has passed and things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says you will not notice anything different. For a demonstration, click on the link below..----
After you open up the link move your mouse around..
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found one at a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning. "This mower work, son?" the preacher asked.
Little Johnny said, "Sure does -- just pull on the cord hard, though."
The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready to mow he yanked and pulled and tugged on that cord. Nothing worked. It wouldn't start. Thinking he'd been swindled, he took the mower back to Little Johnny's house. "You said this would work if I pulled on the cord hard enough."
"Well," Johnny said, "you need to curse at it sometimes."
The preacher was aghast. "I've not done that in years!"
"Just keep yanking on that cord, Preacher. It'll come back to you." **********************
One day, when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned to the class, scanned the boys and girls, looking for the guilty face. Finding not a guilty face in the bunch, she quickly erased the blackboard and began her class.
The next day, the teacher went into the classroom and noticed, in larger letters this time, the word "penis" on the blackboard. Again, she looked around the classroom in vain for the culprit, but found none. And so, the teacher erased the blackboard and proceeded with the day's lesson.
Every morning, for about a week, the teacher went into the classroom and found the same word written on the blackboard, each day, written larger than the previous day.
Finally, one day, the teacher walked into the classroom expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board. Instead, she found scrawled on the blackboard:
"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"
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************************************************************************************* "FUNNY JOKE"-- A biker was riding,--
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy"
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge? *********************** Comedy Video, Robin Williams raggin on gulf
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The doctor told him to drop his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Hmmmm" mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Hmmmmm, I see the problem" said the doctor again, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his pants up and walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots." ***************************************************************** Comedy Video, Larry the cable guy
*************************************************************************************** "FUNNY JOKE"-- Home Game,
Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and Whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares At the guy, looks at Hillary, looks Back at the agent, and shakes his head "no."
The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a Unanimous request of the entire Team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."
Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when The agent tells him The fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders And says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly,baby..."
With that, Bill grabs Hillary by her collar and the Seat of her pants, Lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto The field.
She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "F*cking idiot!".
The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & Down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is Bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what Is wrong.
The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out The first PITCH." **************************************************
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Greetings Steve! I thank you so muchfor the add request...I hope this findsyou well and in the best of HolidaySpirits...I am so looking forward togetting to know you better...I see weshare common interest, fast cars, lol.Take care and Happy Holidays from myhome to yours.xoxo'sMiss Raven
Hi there! I just wanted to thank you for stopping by my page by leaving some Big Girl Luv on yours....so I rated you an 11, fanned you and accepted your friend request. Hope you are having a wonderful week!~~Curvaliciousbbw~~
Have yourself a kickass weekend my friend....
Love and Respects,Miss Raven
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OMG Jr !! DID YOU REALLY SET THERESA'S CHRISTMAS TREE ON FIRE ! LMAO` ` ` ` ` WISHING YOU A WARM AND SAFE HOLIDAY SEASON !! ` ` ` ` ` FROM YOUR FRIEND ~~ TOM ~~(( DAYTONA !! 7 MORE WEEKS ! ))
