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I'M NAKED... and that makes you perverted, how could you?
I am funny, but only in my head, most of my jokes you won't understand because you don't know what's going on in my head, it's weird cause I find myself funny as hell, when I tell you a joke I'll end it and you'll ask me to go on, but the stories over and you'll just be looking at me funny!
Ignore me, I'm invisible... invisible with my juggling! Oh yes, I have long hair and a bass guitar, I'm listening to Frank Sinatra and I'm drinking coffee, got a problem? no? dammit. I'm big and scary and you don't like me, I'm not cute I just have a good publicist, I hear I am a dumbass and no you do not like me, go away, I dislike things, lots and lots of things *shakes fist in pseudo-rage*
Well, what else can I say to get you to dislike me, some of you have the strangest idea I'm a nice guy.. you're wrong, well, let's see, you won't find me clean shaven, I do not wear a suit, when asked to describe me visually random people responded "1950's Oklahoma farm boy.. with long hair" I do not smile and I sing regardless.. shoo
So, many of you still don't understand, I'm not a nice person, I'm not cute and the fact is, it doesn't bother me, I'm boring, I'm slow and I'm iritating, I'm quite possibly smelly and I'm really not worth your bother.. *holds up a keep-moving sign* there's someone better just a few profiles on, go see them..
As you can probably guess, or most likely not considering I've not written much, but I actually write, alot, it's a favoured past time of mine, fiction, non-fiction, random poetic crap, I write it all.
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