42 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Superbad·
Joined on November 17, 2006
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Born on May 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I am not what you think from the profile pic. Look at the other pics to recognize. I am not into any bullshit or jealousy. No greed or envy. No smack talk or hating! If you are my friend, we are friends until you say stop or screw me over.
42 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: Superbad·
Joined on November 17, 2006
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Born on May 17th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Everything you like, I like. :)
I am into lots of surfing and snowboarding. I am into my man, but we do our thing, you know.
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man,"Do you have a license to catch those fish?""Naw, sir", replied the redneck."I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.""Pet fish?""Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.""That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that." The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said,"It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.""O. K.", said the warden."I've got to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says,"Well?""Well, what?", says the redneck. The warden says,"When are you going to call them back?""Call who back?""The FISH", replied the warden!"What fish?", replied the redneck. Moral of the story:We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees!
Love your profile and photos. You are way too attractive, OK, can you be too attractive? lol Anyway, just thought you like some positive feedback. Please feel free to add me as a friend if you like. Ciao