Fact: Was an Alter BoyFact: Went to Catholic School for first 6 yearsFact: I was a security guard for Aetna InsuranceFact: I worked for Nordstrom, ConnectiCare & Beltone Hearing AidsFact: Now I work in the wonderful world of Kid's Shoes (I'm the buyer)Fact: I watch too much TVFact: Grew up in Hartford and West HartfordFact: Mom and Dad divorced in 1999Fact: Have 1 Brother (Dan) and 1 Sister (Colby Lynn)Fact: I owned a 1998 VW New Beetle (it was a lemon)Fact: Have 2 Godsons (Austin and Christopher)Fact: Have a dog named Elmo (He's a 14 yr. old Yorkshire Terrier)Fact: Live in Vernon with my Girlfriend AndreaFact: I'm a wiz wwith useless knowledge (just try me @ Trivial Pursuit)Fact: I drive a 2002 Jeep Wrangler (Very Standard)Fact: I can say that I've seen every Simpsons & Seinfeld episodeFact: I over 850 Adult Movies (if you did it, I probaby saw it)Fact: I can recite most lines from the Jerk and Dumb & DumberFact: Shaved my head @ 29 (it wasn't growing for 10 years)Fact: I consider my self a leg manFact: I've been to over 50 concerts in my lifeFact: I cried when the Whalers lost to Montreal in 1986Fact: I LOVE Classic Rock and other crap from the 70'sFact: I've lived in Connecticut my whole lifeFact: I've never been to Maine or West of Chicago, Ill.Fact: I have a long and somewhat unpronouncable last name (Blame my Dad's Dad) Fact: I did this this way to avoid run on sentencesYou Are Dr. Bunsen HoneydewYou take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."The Muppet Personality TestThe Men I admire. Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||| 33% Orderliness |||||||||| 40% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||||||||||||| 56% Religious |||||||||||||| 56% Hedonism |||||||||||| 43% Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63% Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56% Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50% Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56% Self absorbed |||||||||| 36% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43% Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50% Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63% Wealth |||||||||| 36% Dependency |||||||||||||| 56% Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70% Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56% Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70% Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63% Physical security |||||||||||| 50% Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37% Histrionic |||||||||||| 43% Paranoia |||||||||||| 43% Vanity |||||||||||| 50% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70% Female cliche |||||| 23%