35 Year Old
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Female
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From Paris, TX·
Joined on May 14, 2010
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on April 28th
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I have a crush on someone!
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I just made a yahoo account only for fubar people and its True.Valor@yahoo.com I'm on fubar strictly for friends, not interested in dating or going off and meeting people in person through the internet. Don't really care to talk to people that don't have salutes and pictures posted up. Not a webcam whore, so if you add me and ask me to strip you'll get deleted and blocked on the spot. I'm not on here to have guys put their dick in my face, so to speak, or be harassed by perverts. Yes this is an online bar, but there is a thing called respect and being a dickhead will get you blocked real quick. So if you think that is shallow, stupid, boring or whatever, then oh well...leave, get the hell out of my face :) Have a good day!
True Valor Take me into your dark shadows, embrace me with thy sharp immortal kiss and I shall spend eternity with you under the stars, for I am yours.
Remember You gotta Follow the Recipe....A man is showering up in a locker room With his buddy when he notices his friendIs very well endowed.'Damn, Bob , you're hung!' Jim exclaims.. 'I wasn't always this impressive; I had toWork for it.''What do you mean?' Jim asked.'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it With butter. I know it sounds crazy but It actually made it grow 4 inches! You Should try it.'Jim agrees and the two depart'A few months later the two are back in the Same locker room and Bob asks Jim How his situation was.Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob , But I've actually gotten smaller! I lost Two inches already!''Did you do everything I told you? An Hour each day with butter?''Well, we don't use butter, so I've Been using Crisco.'Wait for it ..........Wait ...........You know it's coming...Crisco!!' Bob exclaimed. 'Damm it, Jim,Crisco is shortening!MORAL OF THE STORY: You gotta follow the recipe & men don't listen!
