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30, Male, Hampton, VA

Name:Paladin 11971
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Birthday:October 22nd
Joined:November 13, 2006
Marital Status:Single
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(last updated:November 8, 2008 @ 10:14 pm)
It's not the need to fly. It's the fear to stop...

I try to taste everything at least once. There's a lot of life out there and I'm going to sample as much as I can. I work for the USAF and recently retired from Task Force Scorpio (elite division, counter-terrorism). The closet is ridiculously full of uniforms... Done 19 short drops in Iraq and four long tours. Only one scar, and that happened stateside, lol! (currently home, returned home January 30, 2008. There seems to be a little confusion about that)

In my off time, I cook, write poetry, write stories, write music, play games, and generally be a net worm. I'm easily talked out of my house, but mostly people just come visit me here.

I follow the Way of the Empath. I see, feel, and react to people's emotions, and I use that ability to better make them happy with me, or, if they ask, happier with themselves. To say I'm a pleaser is a ridiculous understatement. Everyone gets to see their true selves when they cross the threshold of my door. I was instructed in the ways while away learning the arts of Kama Sutra. It started out as just a fun way to learn new sex techniques a long time ago, but the instructors took interest in me and my g/f at the time, and turned us to the spiritual path of it all, and changed my way of life.

It can be a fast ride, or a slow one, but it's always a hell of a lot of fun. You'll experience everything but regret.

Always looking for new friends. Ask me anything you want. You can't offend me, you can't upset me, and you can't surprise me lol. If you come looking for an argument, you'll get one, but we'll be laughing about it tomorrow.

Also, be sure to check out the trackz listing. All of them are my own original work. Thanks ;)

I do respond to people. The list has gotten out of hand and I just wait to see who speaks to me. I love chatting and make a great friend if you don't take my ability to help as vanity or arrogance. If you send me a message and I don't reply, then I am not there. If I don't message you in a while, it's not personal. I would love to talk to you. I'm very real... no fakes or lies.

Also, I cannot deal with girls who think they will slip by on just their looks. Most men on here are sex-crazed pervs. They disgust me. I am not these guys. I will not beg to see your adult photos. I'm sorry if this seems arrogant, but the fact remains that I don't really plan to worship anyone. Also, not buying you a blast to see them or in any other way spending money to see you naked. Where I come from, we have a term for that kind of transaction. There's plenty of pervs on here, and you can whore yourselves out to them to your heart's content, but don't post your crap on my page to try to spam yourself your points (OR YOUR LOUNGE). I'll just delete it. Also, I don't do anything just for the points around here. If you get rated a bunch of times by me, it's because I can't hold your hand at the moment. If I added you, it's because I found you intriguing in some way besides your body. No you will not receive a shout from me that looks like "Oooo ur so hot I wann do u in da butt" or anything remotely close to anything resembling a molecule of a relation to that. I'm here to talk, so talk to me. I'm here to meet new people, so meet me. Oh and, I type with both hands.

I also do not respond to contest spamming. I have a whole blog on it under the Rants folder I believe. I don't agree with them and think it's shameless pirating for points upon the host. I'm sorry, but there are plenty of other guys out there that think they can get in your pants by commenting 100 times on some contest. I don't like them and I don't like those that host them. I can see it for what it is, and it doesn't make you the prettiest or the sexiest anything if you win. I know it sounds pompous, but I'm just saying the truth, and that's often the price of honesty.

I want to be the light that burns out your eyes

If you read this far, then you might like a writer or a musician. Click on one of my blogs up and to the right, and you'll notice in that new window that you can access all of my blogs from the past as well. They are divided by category.

If you claim to be a witch, then I am glad you got this far, and I am glad you are elaborate enough to learn this much about me, but we are just never going to get along unless we never mention your "religion". I definitely can't stand the word "Wiccan" unless you actually do choose to accept that your "religion" was invented by two guys with small followings attempting to skate on taxes in the early portion of the 20th century. If you DO accept that, then I respect your beliefs. However, if you mention the Salem Witch trials like they're some sort of history for you (they were fake by the way), then please just don't bother defending your beliefs or bothering with me. YOu don't know me, I don't know you. Move along.
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(last updated:January 3, 2007 @ 8:23 pm)
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I'm Irish, not an alcoholic. Get over it.

"Fuck you I'm drunk
Fuck you I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink, I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you I'm drunk
Fuck you I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk"


You are the Final Lover. Romanic, honey-tongued romeo, you are the master of love's last kiss. You woo the young ladies, pluck them from light's caress and give them a smile as they sink into death.
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Nihilistic mystics
Apostolic Alcoholics
Messianic manics
Cataclysmic and prolific

In the age of super boredom
Hype and mediocrity
Celebrate relentlessness
Menace to Society

This is counter-culture
From the underground
Eternal revolution
This is how it sounds

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Remember every day. We kill so that you don't have to, and we die so that you won't. IF I could give you the world, I would, but I can offer you only my life, which I hand to you the utmost courage. Rest well, for all is secure tonight. I lay my hand on you, that I may protect you.

The soldier's job is never done, and for this he hopes. Without the chance to know he has something to fight for, the soldier will die where he stands.

Never feel awkward in taking the moment to thank a soldier. We ALWAYS appreciate it. We do this for you.



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