Heya Spunky. *Adult Content Warning* - A woman goes to her doctor, and says"I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my lady-parts." After the exam, the doctor says"Those aren't stamps. Those are stickers from the bananas." . Hope you have a great Wednesday!
Heya Spunky. I recently realized that shadow is simply confirmation that light traveled 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be prevented from reaching the ground by...me! Hope you have a great Sunday!
Heya Spunky. A friend told me they were having mixed feelings about having their appendix removed. They know they will feel better, but will also never be able to reference this chapter of their life again... Hope you have a great Saturday!