now listen up yo, ... the humpty dance is your chance to do the the hump, so do the humpty hump, do the humpty hump .... First I limp to the side like my leg was broken, Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' Crazy wack funky. People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty. That's all right 'cause my body's in motion. It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion.... Anyone can play this game. This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name... No two people will do it the same. Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain. Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump, and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump, tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. .... SO DO THE HUMPTY HUMP... COME AND DO THE HUMPTY HUMP..... HAPPY HUMP DAY MY FRIEND.... luvins and smiles MY FRIEND.