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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    'Life is just like an ocean; we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remains is just the memories of someone who touched us like waves. I would like to touch everyone with my utmost sincerity, endless love for humanity, and burning desire to care ~ Juliet AKA Modela Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks, gifts and nice comments on my profile page. I appreciate your friendship and may our friendship will grow stronger forever. Please be safe.You have a wonderful weekend.
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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    Barry,I hope your holidays will be full of joy, love, peace and happiness and may you have a memorable and eventful bonding time with your family and friends.A few of my Christmas gift suggestions for you:To your enemy, forgiveness.To your opponent, tolerance.To your friend, your heart.To your customer, service.To all, charity.To every child in this world, a good example.To yourself, respect, kindness and gratefulness.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR ALL THE LOVIN' YOU'VE SHOWERED TO ME ALWAYS. MOST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME ALL THROUGH THIS YEAR. I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND.MERRY CHRISTMAS and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    `A friend's story:My wife came home the other night and said,"Honey take my blouse off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my skirt off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my bra off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my panties off."I said,"Ok!"Then she told me never to wear them again! ...LOLYou have a good night and thank you for stopping by.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet ~ February 2010


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    `My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    Barry,When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    ~An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks,"Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel replies,"Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a penis hanging from his face." ~ LOL...LOL....HAPPY HUMP DAY. ENJOY HUMPING AROUND.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet ~ March 2012


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    ~A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,"Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied,"He's probably playing golf with his friends." ~ LOLI HAD A GOOD TIME AT THE PARTY TONIGHT IN SPITE OF THE RAINY (ALL NIGHT) WEATHER. MET SOME FRIENDS (Party of 30) I HAVE NOT SEEN IN A WHILE AT A BIRTHDAY DINNER AND HAD SOME GOOD LAUGHS...I HOPE YOURS WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Juliet ~ March 2012


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    'A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......Outside adventure....


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    You may have someone in your mind and someone in your heart. You may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life. But I am someone, when you have no one ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)BLESS YOUR HEART AND MAY THE PEACE BE WITH YOU ALWAYS.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY EVERYDAY AND FOR BEING A FRIEND TO ME.


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    'A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says,"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her,"The driver just insulted me!" The man says,"You go right up there and tell him off - go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."~ LOL....LOL...LOL..YOU HAVE AN EVENTFUL AND SUNNY MEMORIAL WEEKEND. BOND WITH YOUR FAMILY AND ENJOY THE MOMENT YOU SHARE WITH THEM...GOOD NIGHT ! xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Behind close door


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house."Darling," replied the man,"I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,"You liar! You've been playing golf!"..LOL...LOL...LOLIT'S ALMOST FRIDAY. ONE MORE DAY OF AGONY!!YOUR ALIBI ABOUT PLAYING GOLF, IS NOT GOING TO WORK...LOLENJOY YOUR DAY!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Juliet ~ March 2012


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  • native beautybarry
    May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day.. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge and satisfaction, humor and insight, healing and renewal, love and wisdom, as in a quiet heart. May you always feel that what you have is enough Hugs..please have a wonderful evening

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  • native beautybarry
    hugs..today my friend may you dream above imagination..love beyond expectations..& may all your dreams take flight(h)
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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    Got a new program that you can't wait to use? Before you install it, you should ensure that your computer can handle it. Below, is one of a kind and a newer version of high tech laptop (lap...top-indeed! LOL) computer you can use today.... pack with panty-ilion (LOL) CPU -64-bit (x64) processor, Good memory (4GB - RAM you will never forget in your entire life LOL), free installed graphics card (want to be graphic, you'll have it! LOL), Ample of free hard disk space... (plenty of hard...errr I mean disk space...LOL) . ENJOY!...LOLThank you for the drinks you've left in my profile today/tonight. You have a good week ahead.Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)My sexy and irresistible Laptop..LOL


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    I'm a woman.. I'm smart. I never lose an argument. I can cook. I'm flirtatious and have good sense of humor . I love to be right. Men don't understand us. We must have secret powers, because I don't understand us, either....LOLYOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY. SPEND GOOD QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR MOTHER TODAY. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS LIKE ME.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    A child asked his father,"How were people born?" So his father said,"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me!" His father replied,"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." ~ LOLWEEKEND FORECAST TGIF! Please don't forget to take you kids to go get something for"Mommy's special day" this Sunday. You have a marvelous weekend!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    `THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR THE DRINKS MY FRIEND.HAPPY TUESDAY TO YOU.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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  • Someone ⇒ barry

    Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall :D. Hey, I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.....LOLYOU HAVE A BOTTOMLESS MARGARITA OR BRAVE YOURSELF FOR TEQUILAS TODAY.FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO A UNO Y TODO. Salud!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet ~ April 2012


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