47 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by:
Belladonna
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Joined on November 1, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 1st
I'm me. Er, not sure how that will go down? Basically, I'm a person who enjoys things. Drinking, smoking, falling down, that kind of shit. Er, and a bit more falling down. (or so I am being told to write on here,) Other than that, I am an epic believer in things...not sure what I believe in, but is that important? Er?
My ambitions are to rule the world, or at least a small part of it, develop the multinational corporation known as 'Chookies' (don't ask, we're working on it) and one day, one glorious day, to eat until I fall asleep rather than drink until I pass out.
All hail the bunny!
47 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by:
Belladonna
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Joined on November 1, 2006
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on May 1st
Interests
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfWcEi6Q2-U
Hmmm, where to start?
Interests, and in no particular order...Drinking, dancing, smoking, partying, chilling, Japanese / Korean / Chinese movies and culture, spicy food, shouting at trees, pondering the unponderable, falling over when drunk, never regretting last night, plotting to take over the world, reading a good book, laughing until drink nearly comes out of the nose, plotting pre-emptive revenge, listening to music, watching thunderstorms, and finally attempting to perfect the Shun Goku Satsu technique.
And sometimes drinking. When I'm awake.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell TestScream in the night
Kick and strike like a newborn
Holding me shaking awake in the dark
All of these promises kept still unbroken
Tracing the scars, tracing the scars
Even and cold as we both become older
Your arms bound about me
The hush in your voice
The warmth of your fingers entwined around mine
In the eve of our lives
Never a choice
Music
Muse, Pendulum, System of a Down, Nine Inch Nails, Black Sabbath, Rolling Stones, Stone Roses, David Bowie, Classical music, early Metallica, Barry White, Cake, Brutal Truth, Emperor, DJ Shadow, The Klaxons, more Muse, Kaiser chiefs, Gorillaz, Led Zeppelin, Queens of the Stone Age, Cathedral, Beatles, Cradle of Filth, Freezepop, Fear Factory, Chopin, Jimi Hendrix, Queen, Muse...could go on, as I'm sure you can tell.
Movies
Any and the majority of all Japanese / Korean / Chinese horror and action films, (notably Arahan, The Twins effect, Azumi, The Ring, The doll master, Zatoichi, and a lot I can't remember, I may be a weeeee bit under the influence) Lord of the Rings, Bubba Ho-Tep, Equilibrium, Evil Dead trilogy, Star Wars, cheap horror movies, George A Romero movies, Ghostbusters, The Entity, and Salems Lot, the first film to ever scare me as a child. And Transformers. They still do rule, oh my. New film in 2007...is it right for a grown man to get the jibblies over a cartoon he started watching 20 years ago? Trogdor says yes.
And on ye television?
Rarely watch it, but what I do enjoy... The Mighty Boosh (all hail Rudi!), Black Books, Monty Python, Spaced, Blackadder, Nathan Barley, Peep Show, Father Ted, Futurama, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, The Brak Show, anything funny and quirky. Oh, and Dirty Sanchez. They hurt themselves so you don't have to.
Idols
Ash from Evil Dead, Minsc and Boo from baldurs Gate, Bob Ross from the Joy of Painting, Strongbad, Trogdor and Ron Burgundy.
Video Games
I, my friends, am a video games whore. My addiction started early in life, so I've been playing them for about, oooh, 17 years or so? Dosen't mean I'm great at them, but I enjoy them just the same. My current delight is my precious, my Xbox 360...I built a shrine to it. Well, maybe just to keep it cool, but there you go.
I play a bit of everything really, although I'm not so hot on sports or driving games - kinda like real life I guess! That dosen't mean that I am good at sniping, fighting or getting ye flask from ye dungeon, but you know what I mean. I have an immeasurably large soft spot (some would say between the ears) for RPG's, mainly as I can lose weekends at a time if beer is out of the question. I also love old school 2D beat-em-ups and shoot-em-ups and enjoy 1st person shooters as much as the next person. I spend...it's safe to say a fair amount of time playing, or at least swearing at, games these days, generally when not out drinking. Have a good group of people I play online with...and you can call me a geek if you like, I'll use my +4 sword of chopping about the face and neck, then we shall see who is the geek!
I own a 360, an original Xbox, a PS2 and a Gamecube, and I'll be buying a Wii...not so sure about the PS3 yet though, as every time I mention it my bank manager kicks me in the testes. Not sure why. Play the odd game on the PC - Diablo 2 for example, when I get the chance.
My dream is to either become a games tester (staying in bed, testing games AND being paid for it? Yes please), seeing as I can't actually find any other way to make a living from it.
As mentioned before, one day I will learn to do 3 things:
1. Learn the Shun Goku Satsu technique (look it up!)
2. Work out how to do a Bahamut summon
3. Make a suit of Spartan armour.
Once I can do all this, I WILL rule the world.
Lock up your valuables or I'll go Sam Fisher on them, too.
To sum it all up - I quite like to play games.
P.S. It's 5am here, which would explain why I'm talking a lot of mad gibberishness.
