Over 30,047 people are online! Join now and start making friends!
Buzz: buzzed
 
Points: 11,271,853
43 Year Old · Male · From Cherry Creek, NY · Joined on December 1, 2009 · Born on May 26th · I have a crush on someone!
43 Year Old · Male · From Cherry Creek, NY · Joined on December 1, 2009 · Born on May 26th · I have a crush on someone!

ok, i'm not new here, just returning after a vacation from the drama and the bull$#!&. when i figure out what i really wanna say here, i will return and change this up a bit. if you see me online and wanna chat, feel free to send me a mes


Man Imparting Kisses and Embraces


Get Your Sexy Name

sage. later y'all

43 Year Old · Male · From Cherry Creek, NY · Joined on December 1, 2009 · Born on May 26th · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Trip to Costco:

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the
checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I
was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so
it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an
Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard..

Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people.. They have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say.

Music
i mostly listen to classic rock and country

Latest Status

Activity Feed

This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 5.063 seconds on machine '189'.