If you ask Paddy what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Since 1982, the year Paddy was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Paddy. It as once believed that Paddy actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Paddy himself to lure more pirates to him. Paddy's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Paddy allows to live. When Paddy was born, the nurse said, "Holy shit! That's Paddy Pullen!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Paddy could use to kill you, including the room itself. Paddy is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. He sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Paddy roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. Paddy does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Paddy Pullen is pain. Matt often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts. Paddy is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law" and "Order" are trademarked names for his left and right fists. Hi, I'm Paddy. first of all let me just say WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! I don't have a clue what someone tapping me 10 means or what a cherry buck is. seems interesting though!