oi oi, my names moochie im 18 from wales love goin out wiv the boys on da weekend. we get so of r cake on cocaine we end up gettin booted out of everywere. i used to do some modellind b4 i became a soccer coach. ive got a big house in the middle of no-were which is so handy 4 parties. ive been just about everywere (everywere worth goin) and im only 18 (my mothers got more money than sense she literally throws it at me). i see myself as a bit of a welsh stiffler lol. ive got a girlfriend who lives basically 100 yards down the road and we bring back car fulls of women every friday and saturday and she dnt bat an eye lol. in a couple of years i wana settle down have a few kids and get married to my girlfriend.(if u believe the 2 lines above ur a fool lol) tra nos da