I was pretty much sheltered all my life. My mom kept me from society. She home schooled me and kept me in the basement. She fed me her famous fried goat legs and donkey shlong. Mmmmmm.... my favorite! I realized it's time to take a step outside for once and maybe meet someone? Perhaps a nice lady to bring home to mama, but she'll have to be able to cook like mama does. Have you ever seen "Harold and Kumar 2"? Well, that incest kid in the basement screaming cyclops is like me, except you can see from my picture I clearly have two eyes.