If you are looking for a guy who is a total jackass to anyone he can think of... and who drives the big cars and has the big jockass beard and moustache and has the look of satan or has the look of mister im better than you... than STOP READING THIS AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE GETTING IGNORED AND CHEATED ON! "growing a pair of balls and being a man" (god I hate that quote) does not include selling your soul and being a jealous prep looking jackass!

I will NOT sell my soul for a girl... I will NOT sell my house to get a big sports car and will NOT sell my car to get the look of Satan! I dont even drive or own a car anyways! They wont let me drive because I faint alot and have a misshaped right foot! THERE I SAID IT! and if you want to dismiss me JUST FOR ALL THAT than you are a damn fool who probably doesnt want a guy anyways... I am all heart and those who care only about materials might as well stop right here!

I WILL however treat a girl like a princess, with respect, with dignity, with the attention they deserve... Yes, I do drink and will defend myself as usual...