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67 Year Old · Male · From Gurley, NE · Joined on July 18, 2009 · Born on December 31st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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67 Year Old · Male · From Gurley, NE · Joined on July 18, 2009 · Born on December 31st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I am 52 years old and Live in Western Nebraska. I work for a shortline R/R as an Engineer and Mechanic. I have been married twice and said I would never do it again but would with one certain someone [she's my last] done. If you have 5000 fans and only a fan of 500 don't expect me to fan you. There's alot of beautiful sexy women on here and personnally wish they would put some clothes on lol. Guys use respect cause all women deserve it. [A whore is a women that acts like a man] I hate liars, cheaters, and theives. Don't want any drama or bs.k I won't give kisess or flirts these are things I think you should mean. People need to have current pics I do. I TO ALL THE RELATIVES AND FRIENDS OF_____________________________ GREETINGS. Know Ye, that upon this____ day of_________________________ IN the year of our Lord will have_______ days left in the Marine Corps. Very soon he will be in your midst, dehydrated and demoralized, to once again take his place as a human being. He will once again be engaged in life, liberty, freedom, justice, and a somewhat belated pursuit of happiness. In making your preparation to welcome him back to society, you must make allowances for the crude environment which has been his home for the past few years. He must be handled with extreme care ,show no alarm if he prefers to habits. stand stiff instead of sitting in a comfortable chair or if he has a tendency to salute the mailman. Be understanding if he pours gravy on his desert or mixes peaches with potatoes or drinks whiskey with milk. Be tolerant of his language. If his vocabulary has changed, with or without accent, you must understand that the Marines grammar is slightly different from that used by regular people. In a relatively short time he can be taught to speak properly. For the first few months that he is home, until he is completely house broken, be especially watchful when he is in the company of women, particularly those who are young and beautiful. His intentions are sincere, though dishonorable. Keep in mind that beneath his tanned and rugged exterior, somewhere there beats a heart of gold, the only thing of value he has left. Treat him with kindness, tender loving care and occasionally a case of beer. Following these few precautions, you should be able to rehabilitate that which is a hollow shell of a once proud civilian, that you once knew. Don't be alarmed if he sits down at the table and feeds himself as if someone were to steal his food. If he shuns beans ,eggs ,or meat of any kind, don't force it upon him for these only bring back his much to recent past. Break him in slowly. He will soon adjust to normal eating habits. Don't, be bewildered if he calls his food chow, the bed a rack, the bathroom a head, or the movie a flick. Never make flattering remarks about the Navy, Army, Air Force and above all the Marine Corps in his presence. Please don't blow any whistles or sound any type of alarm while he is bathing, it may prove to be very embarrassing. Tell the neighbors to keep their daughters and small children off the streets for a few days until he has had time to rehabilitate. Above all keep a large stock of cold beer on hand. Sincerly Yours Uncle SamWARNING: Any institution using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You do not have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice as well.

67 Year Old · Male · From Gurley, NE · Joined on July 18, 2009 · Born on December 31st · 1 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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I enjoy hunting, fishing, camping, Archery, shooting pool, playing horseshoes just to name a few. I am in a pool league in the winter and a horseshoe league in the summer. I love Sci-Fi books and movies. I enjoy reading and read almost every day. Like almost any kind of movie even the sappy love stories if its a good movie.
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