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Icarus's blog: "Augurs, Martyrs, and Agnostics"

created on 03/10/2011  |  http://fubar.com/augurs-martyrs-and-agnostics/b340021  |  8 followers

[33 innings pitched]

Fact: Wii baseball cheats.

 

Let's see.. the other night I fed my father bon bon pork- he liked it, would eat it again

*pauses to change channel rapidly from Robot Chicken*

 

anyway I've got a potential... thing

 

Think ... nightwatch meets sleepover.

I heard something like $20.00 a night...

So

 

less than minimum wage and GOD WILLING nothing at all to do.

 

Meaning

there's actually a potential for catastrophe.

 

HURRAY!!!

 

and it is overnight I heard something like 10:00-7:00.

 

The more I think about this "job" the less enthusiastic I can find myself.

 

But its another one of those "networking opportunities" where... If I don't take this seriously I may piss someone off and burn a bridge.

 

I think I'm expected to sleep there because the phrase "well there's no spare bedroom, but **** does have new furniture"

 

.............

?

Why the hell was that even an issue?

 

Even if you expect me to just... be present in a stranger's house overnight, I'm not gonna fucking sleep there.

 

How the hell is this a thing?

 

Anyway, I got completely sideswiped by this thing with secondhand information two times, and the official sit down and chat is Friday at 2:00

 

there are two facts to consider

 

I haven't worked in a long time

and there are jobs that will discriminate against you if you are not presently employed.

 

Yeap.

That's a thing.

 

I think I'm out if I'm expected to wipe someone's ass.

Hell, I'm not crazy about the whole thing. If I'm gonna do crisis, blood, and feces, and no sleep or social life, I'd be an EMT.

 

That's not exactly a good fit with chronic anxiety

but not much is.

 

... *grumbles*

I do not want to do this.

 

What choices do I really have?

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