Dear Supreme Being (if you're out there):
I have really behaved this year. I helped my neighbors (lonely housewives) and strangers. I helped the old lady
cross the street (and I didn’t even grope her). I fed the homeless man, gave him a buck (and I didn’t kick him this time). As I’m starting to mature, I’ve decided that I want some company, so I’ve created a wish list, I hope you can help me.

-Bring me a woman who is attractive
-And doesn't cling like a magnet
-She doesn’t have to be lean to be my lovely queen
-She could be old, she could be young
-Please don’t let her be too dumb
-I like em White, Latin, I've been thinking about Asian ones too
-I hate trying to make this rhyme
-But I want her to love me long time
-I wanna feel proud when I take her to the show

And when I walk her to her door, she should be:

-Not too fast …but not too slow