Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. I'm lots of fun, but don't have time for drama or emotional hysterics. I'm well educated and don't care what anyone else thinks. I do what I want, when I want. But you probably figured that out already. Careful, I might be the guy your mother warned you about.

I'm pragmatic but spontaneous. Nurturing but competitive. Peaceful but energetic. I love staying up late, whether it's to party, clubbing, or just read a good book. Okay, that last part will probably never happen. But I almost always sleep in on weekends. I definitely have an adventurous streak whether it's trying out an exotic recipe in the kitchen, running, or traveling the world thanks to my good friends at Orbitz and Priceline.

Weird things happen to me; nothing that you should be afraid of, but just realize that if we get together, you're in for a wild ride. I've driven a go-kart for six laps with the back of the car in flames. My Saturn has broken down in front of a dozen honking customers in the drive-thru line at Taco Bell (I've since upgraded to a better model).

Oh yeah, no crazy chicks please.