Me... I am a teardrop in a crystal clear river of unurtured childhood innocence, which ripples with a subtle urgency into a dead black ocean reflecting the man my mistakes have made me... I am the sound of the tree falling with no one to hear it... I am one hand clapping... I am taking the piss.

I am a human Comprised mainly of dna, these form organs, such as my pancreas and some skin and eyelashes. I am interested in various topics and would like to discuss these topics at length, as well as discussing topics you enjoy!

I would like very much to meet the following people or parties: Thom, Jonny, Ed, Colin, Phil, Stevie G., some aliens, an alchemist, a real magician with animals up his sleeves, ghosts, sentient robots, attractive but intelligent people. Some ninjas as well, ninjas are cool.