38 Year Old
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Male
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From Belleville, MI·
Joined on February 16, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 3rd
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1 person has a crush on me!
15
I am a complex figure. I enjoy needlepoint, cross stitch, basket weaving and video games. All my vast interests leave little time for doing "manly" things like getting tattoos, hunting and driving iroc camaros. i was never in the military, newsflash people who went the college route can still purchase camo!!!! I say strange things and think weirder thoughts. No matter how gorgeous/pretty/beautiful/hot/sexy i think you are, i probably still will not bang you. although chances are good i will masturbate with that very thought in mind. i'm checking this out to meet new people for many bouts of nonsensical chatter and maybe just maybe, friendship.
38 Year Old
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Male
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From Belleville, MI·
Joined on February 16, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 3rd
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1 person has a crush on me!
Video Games
i'm addicted to call of duty:world at war. if you play let me know, i will provide you with my ps3 or xbox360 name
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